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-Hey, that's mine. Give it back.

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-No way. It's my whistling pinwheel.

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[pinwheel whistles][br]-You're an apple.

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-What's that, Orange? I can't hear you.

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[whistling continues][br]-[growls]

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[zapping sounds]

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Whoa, what's going on?

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-Ooh! Wow.[br]-What the?

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-Orange! Oh, thank God I found you.

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-Who are you?

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-Orange, I'm you from the year 2053.

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-What?[br]-I'm from the future.

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-Okay, wait. So you're me?[br]-Yeah.

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-And you're from the future?[br]-Yes.

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-Prove it.[br]-Orange, we don't have time.

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I have to warn you that--[br]-Nope. Not listening till you prove it.

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-So, the lightening and me[br]appearing out of nowhere,

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that doesn't count for anything?

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-Could've been smoke and mirrors.

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-Well, I have my official[br]2053 driver's license with me.

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-That could be fake. Not convinced.

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-I've got this futuristic laser gun.

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[ptew!][br]-Aah!

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-Whoa... poor Steve.

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-Now are you convinced?[br]-Nope. Lame.

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-Well, the only other thing I[br]have with me is this glow stick.

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-What? A stick that glows?

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You really are from the future.

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-That's what I've been trying to say.

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-Can I have a glow stick?[br]-No, there's no time.

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-I'll trade you my new iPhone 4 for it.

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-Why would I want that?

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I have an iPhone 512.[br][toilet flushes]

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-How 'bout my golf clubs?[br]-No.

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-I'll trade you Pear for it.

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-Hey![br]-No, no one's trading Pear for it.

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Just listen to me.[br]-Fine.

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-Orange, I was sent here to protect you.

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-Protect me? From who?

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-From an evil future space warlord[br]that can move things with his mind.

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If he kills you, then I'll never exist.

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-Wait, why won't you exist?

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-Because I'm him.[br]-I'm an orange.

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-And I'm you... from the future.

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-So why does he want to kill you?[br]-You mean me.

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-Because, I'm the only[br]one that can stop him,

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but I need your help.[br]-How's that?

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-You're in possession of the most[br]powerful weapon known to man or fruit.

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-Is it me?[br]-No, it's not you.

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-Oh.[br]-It's the whistling pinwheel.

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-What?[br]-It's the only device that can stop him.

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You don't know it yet,[br]but when used correctly,

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it can destroy anything.

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-I'll trade you for the glow stick.[br]-Deal.

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-No way, the pinwheel's mine.

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-Darn it, Pear. There's no time.[br]-Yeah, hand it over, Pear.

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-Nope, can't hear ya.

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[pinwheel whistling][br]-Come on, give it back.

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-Hey Pear, what are you doing?[br]-You gotta give it to us!

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[both talking at once,[br]zapping sounds]

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-Hey, look. He's coming.[br]-There he is, he's right there!

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-Hey![br]-No, he's got the pinwheel!

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Oh no! Nooooo...

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[boom!]

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-Whoa![br]-Oww...

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-Who are you?[br]Why'd you kill future Orange?

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-Hey, it's me!

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-You're an orange.[br]-And you're an orange.

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[both laugh]

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-And I'm confused.

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-I was sent here from the future to[br]protect you from an evil space warlord.

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-That's what the last guy said.[br]-Well, duh.

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He was from an evil future.

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He was trying to trick you into[br]thinking that I was the space warlord,

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when it was really him.

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-Wow. I'm really beside myself.

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[both laugh][br]-Oh, God.

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