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-Hey, that's mine. Give it back.

2
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-No way. It's my whistling pinwheel.

3
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[pinwheel whistles]
-You're an apple.

4
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-What's that, Orange? I can't hear you.

5
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[whistling continues]
-[growls]

6
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[zapping sounds]

7
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Whoa, what's going on?

8
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-Ooh! Wow.
-What the?

9
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-Orange! Oh, thank God I found you.

10
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-Who are you?

11
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-Orange, I'm you from the year 2053.

12
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-What?
-I'm from the future.

13
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-Okay, wait. So you're me?
-Yeah.

14
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-And you're from the future?
-Yes.

15
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-Prove it.
-Orange, we don't have time.

16
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I have to warn you that--
-Nope. Not listening till you prove it.

17
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-So, the lightening and me
appearing out of nowhere,

18
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that doesn't count for anything?

19
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-Could've been smoke and mirrors.

20
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-Well, I have my official
2053 driver's license with me.

21
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-That could be fake. Not convinced.

22
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-I've got this futuristic laser gun.

23
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[ptew!]
-Aah!

24
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-Whoa... poor Steve.

25
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-Now are you convinced?
-Nope. Lame.

26
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-Well, the only other thing I
have with me is this glow stick.

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-What? A stick that glows?

28
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You really are from the future.

29
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-That's what I've been trying to say.

30
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-Can I have a glow stick?
-No, there's no time.

31
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-I'll trade you my new iPhone 4 for it.

32
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-Why would I want that?

33
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I have an iPhone 512.
[toilet flushes]

34
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-How 'bout my golf clubs?
-No.

35
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-I'll trade you Pear for it.

36
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-Hey!
-No, no one's trading Pear for it.

37
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Just listen to me.
-Fine.

38
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-Orange, I was sent here to protect you.

39
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-Protect me? From who?

40
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-From an evil future space warlord
that can move things with his mind.

41
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If he kills you, then I'll never exist.

42
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-Wait, why won't you exist?

43
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-Because I'm him.
-I'm an orange.

44
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-And I'm you... from the future.

45
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-So why does he want to kill you?
-You mean me.

46
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-Because, I'm the only
one that can stop him,

47
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but I need your help.
-How's that?

48
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-You're in possession of the most
powerful weapon known to man or fruit.

49
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-Is it me?
-No, it's not you.

50
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-Oh.
-It's the whistling pinwheel.

51
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-What?
-It's the only device that can stop him.

52
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You don't know it yet,
but when used correctly,

53
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it can destroy anything.

54
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-I'll trade you for the glow stick.
-Deal.

55
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-No way, the pinwheel's mine.

56
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-Darn it, Pear. There's no time.
-Yeah, hand it over, Pear.

57
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-Nope, can't hear ya.

58
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[pinwheel whistling]
-Come on, give it back.

59
00:02:01,951 --> 00:02:04,375
-Hey Pear, what are you doing?
-You gotta give it to us!

60
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[both talking at once,
zapping sounds]

61
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-Hey, look. He's coming.
-There he is, he's right there!

62
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-Hey!
-No, he's got the pinwheel!

63
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Oh no! Nooooo...

64
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[boom!]

65
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-Whoa!
-Oww...

66
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-Who are you?
Why'd you kill future Orange?

67
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-Hey, it's me!

68
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-You're an orange.
-And you're an orange.

69
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[both laugh]

70
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-And I'm confused.

71
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-I was sent here from the future to
protect you from an evil space warlord.

72
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-That's what the last guy said.
-Well, duh.

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He was from an evil future.

74
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He was trying to trick you into
thinking that I was the space warlord,

75
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when it was really him.

76
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-Wow. I'm really beside myself.

77
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[both laugh]
-Oh, God.

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