[Script Info]
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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:02.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey, that's mine. Give it back.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.39,0:00:04.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-No way. It's my whistling pinwheel.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.83,0:00:07.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[pinwheel whistles]\N-You're an apple.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.29,0:00:08.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What's that, Orange? I can't hear you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.99,0:00:10.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[whistling continues]\N-[growls]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.98,0:00:12.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[zapping sounds]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.56,0:00:14.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa, what's going on?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.63,0:00:16.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ooh! Wow.\N-What the?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.46,0:00:19.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Orange! Oh, thank God I found you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.02,0:00:19.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Who are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.97,0:00:23.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Orange, I'm you from the year 2053.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.04,0:00:25.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What?\N-I'm from the future.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.65,0:00:30.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Okay, wait. So you're me?\N-Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.74,0:00:32.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-And you're from the future?\N-Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.58,0:00:34.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Prove it.\N-Orange, we don't have time.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.54,0:00:37.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have to warn you that--\N-Nope. Not listening till you prove it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.08,0:00:39.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-So, the lightening and me\Nappearing out of nowhere,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.46,0:00:40.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that doesn't count for anything?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.75,0:00:42.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Could've been smoke and mirrors.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.10,0:00:44.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Well, I have my official\N2053 driver's license with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.79,0:00:46.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-That could be fake. Not convinced.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.37,0:00:48.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I've got this futuristic laser gun.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.23,0:00:50.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ptew!]\N-Aah!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.27,0:00:52.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Whoa... poor Steve.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.01,0:00:54.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Now are you convinced?\N-Nope. Lame.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.52,0:00:57.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Well, the only other thing I\Nhave with me is this glow stick.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.08,0:00:58.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What? A stick that glows?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.91,0:01:00.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You really are from the future.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.46,0:01:01.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-That's what I've been trying to say.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.81,0:01:04.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Can I have a glow stick?\N-No, there's no time.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.37,0:01:06.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'll trade you my new iPhone 4 for it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.29,0:01:07.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Why would I want that?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.22,0:01:10.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have an iPhone 512.\N[toilet flushes]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.01,0:01:11.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-How 'bout my golf clubs?\N-No.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.75,0:01:12.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'll trade you Pear for it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.83,0:01:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey!\N-No, no one's trading Pear for it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.00,0:01:16.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just listen to me.\N-Fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.62,0:01:19.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Orange, I was sent here to protect you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.02,0:01:20.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Protect me? From who?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.50,0:01:23.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-From an evil future space warlord\Nthat can move things with his mind.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.48,0:01:25.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If he kills you, then I'll never exist.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.84,0:01:27.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Wait, why won't you exist?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.58,0:01:29.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Because I'm him.\N-I'm an orange.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.56,0:01:31.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-And I'm you... from the future.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.46,0:01:33.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-So why does he want to kill you?\N-You mean me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.62,0:01:35.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Because, I'm the only\None that can stop him,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.81,0:01:37.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I need your help.\N-How's that?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.55,0:01:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You're in possession of the most\Npowerful weapon known to man or fruit.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.00,0:01:43.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Is it me?\N-No, it's not you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.26,0:01:45.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh.\N-It's the whistling pinwheel.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.23,0:01:47.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What?\N-It's the only device that can stop him.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.90,0:01:49.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't know it yet,\Nbut when used correctly,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.99,0:01:51.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it can destroy anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.62,0:01:53.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'll trade you for the glow stick.\N-Deal.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.33,0:01:55.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-No way, the pinwheel's mine.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.06,0:01:58.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Darn it, Pear. There's no time.\N-Yeah, hand it over, Pear.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.21,0:01:59.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Nope, can't hear ya.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.72,0:02:01.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[pinwheel whistling]\N-Come on, give it back.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.95,0:02:04.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey Pear, what are you doing?\N-You gotta give it to us!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.38,0:02:07.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[both talking at once,\Nzapping sounds]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.66,0:02:11.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey, look. He's coming.\N-There he is, he's right there!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.77,0:02:13.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey!\N-No, he's got the pinwheel!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.75,0:02:18.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh no! Nooooo...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.07,0:02:19.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[boom!]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.13,0:02:21.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Whoa!\N-Oww...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.42,0:02:24.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Who are you?\NWhy'd you kill future Orange?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.17,0:02:27.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey, it's me!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.45,0:02:29.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You're an orange.\N-And you're an orange.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.44,0:02:30.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[both laugh]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.91,0:02:32.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-And I'm confused.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.44,0:02:35.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I was sent here from the future to\Nprotect you from an evil space warlord.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.53,0:02:37.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-That's what the last guy said.\N-Well, duh.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.58,0:02:39.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He was from an evil future.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.13,0:02:42.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He was trying to trick you into\Nthinking that I was the space warlord,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.17,0:02:43.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when it was really him.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.24,0:02:45.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Wow. I'm really beside myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.17,0:02:48.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[both laugh]\N-Oh, God.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.20,0:02:53.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Captioned by SpongeSebastian