-Hey, that's mine. Give it back.
-No way. It's my whistling pinwheel.
[pinwheel whistles] -You're an apple.
-What's that, Orange? I can't hear you.
[whistling continues] -[growls]
[zapping sounds]
Whoa, what's going on?
-Ooh! Wow. -What the?
-Orange! Oh, thank God I found you.
-Who are you?
-Orange, I'm you from the year 2053.
-What? -I'm from the future.
-Okay, wait. So you're me? -Yeah.
-And you're from the future? -Yes.
-Prove it. -Orange, we don't have time.
I have to warn you that-- -Nope. Not listening till you prove it.
-So, the lightening and me appearing out of nowhere,
that doesn't count for anything?
-Could've been smoke and mirrors.
-Well, I have my official 2053 driver's license with me.
-That could be fake. Not convinced.
-I've got this futuristic laser gun.
[ptew!] -Aah!
-Whoa... poor Steve.
-Now are you convinced? -Nope. Lame.
-Well, the only other thing I have with me is this glow stick.
-What? A stick that glows?
You really are from the future.
-That's what I've been trying to say.
-Can I have a glow stick? -No, there's no time.
-I'll trade you my new iPhone 4 for it.
-Why would I want that?
I have an iPhone 512. [toilet flushes]
-How 'bout my golf clubs? -No.
-I'll trade you Pear for it.
-Hey! -No, no one's trading Pear for it.
Just listen to me. -Fine.
-Orange, I was sent here to protect you.
-Protect me? From who?
-From an evil future space warlord that can move things with his mind.
If he kills you, then I'll never exist.
-Wait, why won't you exist?
-Because I'm him. -I'm an orange.
-And I'm you... from the future.
-So why does he want to kill you? -You mean me.
-Because, I'm the only one that can stop him,
but I need your help. -How's that?
-You're in possession of the most powerful weapon known to man or fruit.
-Is it me? -No, it's not you.
-Oh. -It's the whistling pinwheel.
-What? -It's the only device that can stop him.
You don't know it yet, but when used correctly,
it can destroy anything.
-I'll trade you for the glow stick. -Deal.
-No way, the pinwheel's mine.
-Darn it, Pear. There's no time. -Yeah, hand it over, Pear.
-Nope, can't hear ya.
[pinwheel whistling] -Come on, give it back.
-Hey Pear, what are you doing? -You gotta give it to us!
[both talking at once, zapping sounds]
-Hey, look. He's coming. -There he is, he's right there!
-Hey! -No, he's got the pinwheel!
Oh no! Nooooo...
[boom!]
-Whoa! -Oww...
-Who are you? Why'd you kill future Orange?
-Hey, it's me!
-You're an orange. -And you're an orange.
[both laugh]
-And I'm confused.
-I was sent here from the future to protect you from an evil space warlord.
-That's what the last guy said. -Well, duh.
He was from an evil future.
He was trying to trick you into thinking that I was the space warlord,
when it was really him.
-Wow. I'm really beside myself.
[both laugh] -Oh, God.
Captioned by SpongeSebastian