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I get an idea about homelessness.

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You what they ought to do?

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Change the name of it.

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Change the name of it,

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it's not homelessness,

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it's houselessness

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It's houses these people need.

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A home is an abstract idea.

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A home is a setting[br]it's a state of mind.

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Physical, tangible, structures.

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They need low cost housing.

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But where you gonna put it?

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Well that's fine,

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But where you gonna put it?

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Where you gonna put it?

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Nobody wants you to build

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low cost housing near their house.

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People don't want it near them.

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People got something in this country,

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you've heard of it, its called N.I.M.B.Y.

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N-I-M-B-Y.

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Not in my back yard.

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People don't want anything,

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any kind of social help

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located anywhere near them.

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You try to open up a half way house,

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try to open up a drug rehab or

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an alcohol rehab center,

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try to do a homeless shelter somewhere.

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Try to open up a home for some retarded

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people who want to work their way into the community.

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People say," NOT IN MY BACK YARD."

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People don't want anything near them.

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Especially, if it might help somebody else.

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Part of that great American spirit of generosity

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we hear about.

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*fart noise*

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Great, generous American spirit.

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You can ask an Indian about that.

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Ask an Indian, if you can find one.

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You got to locate an Indian first.

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We've made them just a little difficult to find.

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But if you need current data,

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ask a black family at random.

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Ask them, how generous America

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has been to them.

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People don't want anything near them.

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Even if it's something they believe in,

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something that they think society needs,

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like prisons.

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Everybody wants more prisons right?

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Everybody wants more prisons.

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People say, "BUILD MORE PRISONS!"

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But not here.

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But why not?

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What's wrong?

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What's the problem?

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What's wrong with having a prison

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in your neighrborhood?

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Seems to me like it would make it

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a pretty crime free area

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don't you think?

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You think alot of crack heads,

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and pimps and hookers and thieves

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are gonna be hanging out

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in front of a fucking prison?

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Bullshit,

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they ain't coming anywhere near it!

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What's wrong with these people?

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All the criminals are locked up behind the walls.

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And if a couple of them do break out,

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what do you think they're gonna do?

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Hang around?

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Check real estate trends?

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Bullshit.

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<i>whistle</i>

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They're fucking gone.

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That's the whole idea of breaking

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out of prison, is to get away

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as far as you fucking can.

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Not in my back yard...

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People don't want anything near them.

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Except military bases.

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They don't mind that do they?

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They like that,

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give them an Army base,

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give them a Navy base.

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It makes them happy, why?

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Jobs.

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Jobs, self interest.

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Even if the base is loaded

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with Nuclear weapons,

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they don't give a fuck.

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"Well, I'll take a radiation

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if I can get a job."

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Working people have been fucked over

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so long in this country,

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those are the kind of decisions

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they're left to make.

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I've got just the place for low cost housing.

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I have solved this problem.

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I know where we can build

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housing for the homeless.

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Golf courses.

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Perfect.

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Golf courses.

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Just what we need.

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Just what we need,

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plenty of good land,

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in nice neighborhoods.

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Land that is currently being wasted,

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On a meaningless, mindless activity.

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Engaged in,

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engaged in primarily by, white

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well to do male buisiness men.

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Who use the game to get together to

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make deals to carve the country up a little

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finer among themselves.

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I am getting tired,

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really, gettng, tired.

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Of these Golfing cock suckers.

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In their green pants,

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and their yellow pants,

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and their orange pants,

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and their precious little hats.

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And their cute little golf carts.

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It is time to reclaim the Golf courses

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from the wealthy, and turn

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them over to the homeless.

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Golf is an arrogant, elitest game

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and it takes up entirely

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too much room in this country.

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Too much room, in this country.

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It is, it is an arrogant game,

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in it's very design alone.

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Just the design of this game,

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speaks of arrogance.

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Think of how big a Golf course is.

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The ball is that fucking big!

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What do these pin headed pricks

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need with all that land?

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There are over 17,000 Golf courses in America,

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they average over 150 acres a piece.

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That's 3 million+ acres.

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4,820 square miles,

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You could build two Rhode Islands

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and a Delaware for the homeless.

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On the land currently being wasted

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on this meaningless, mindless, arrogant,

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elitest, racist, there's another thing,

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The only blacks you'll find in

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country clubs are carrying trays.

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And what a boring game.

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Boring game,

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for boring people.

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You ever watch Golf on television?

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It's like watching flys fuck.

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And a mindless game.

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Mindless, think of the intellect

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it must take, to draw

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pleasure form this activity.

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Hitting a ball with a crooked sitck,

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and then, walking after it!

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And then, hitting it again!

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I say pick it up asshole,

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you're lucky you found the fucking thing!

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Put it in your pocket and go the fuck home

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you're a winner!

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You're a winner!

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You found it!

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Never happens.

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No, no chance of that happening.

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Dorko in the plaid knickers is gonna hit it again,

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and walk some more.

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Let these rich cock suckers play miniature golf.

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Let them fuck with a windwill

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for an hour and a half or so.

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And see if there is really

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any skill among these people.

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Now I know, that there are some people

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who play Golf, and don't consider themself rich.

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FUCK 'EM!

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And shame on them.

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For engaging in an arrogant, elitest, past time.