1 00:00:00,748 --> 00:00:02,058 I get an idea about homelessness. 2 00:00:02,058 --> 00:00:03,512 You what they ought to do? 3 00:00:03,512 --> 00:00:05,023 Change the name of it. 4 00:00:05,023 --> 00:00:05,897 Change the name of it, 5 00:00:05,897 --> 00:00:07,005 it's not homelessness, 6 00:00:07,005 --> 00:00:08,439 it's houselessness 7 00:00:08,439 --> 00:00:10,454 It's houses these people need. 8 00:00:10,454 --> 00:00:12,338 A home is an abstract idea. 9 00:00:12,338 --> 00:00:14,398 A home is a setting it's a state of mind. 10 00:00:14,398 --> 00:00:17,789 Physical, tangible, structures. 11 00:00:17,789 --> 00:00:19,560 They need low cost housing. 12 00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:21,158 But where you gonna put it? 13 00:00:21,158 --> 00:00:21,922 Well that's fine, 14 00:00:21,922 --> 00:00:22,560 But where you gonna put it? 15 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:23,272 Where you gonna put it? 16 00:00:23,272 --> 00:00:24,676 Nobody wants you to build 17 00:00:24,676 --> 00:00:26,969 low cost housing near their house. 18 00:00:26,969 --> 00:00:28,419 People don't want it near them. 19 00:00:28,419 --> 00:00:29,887 People got something in this country, 20 00:00:29,887 --> 00:00:30,993 you've heard of it, its called N.I.M.B.Y. 21 00:00:30,993 --> 00:00:32,029 N-I-M-B-Y. 22 00:00:32,029 --> 00:00:34,776 Not in my back yard. 23 00:00:34,776 --> 00:00:35,819 People don't want anything, 24 00:00:35,819 --> 00:00:37,425 any kind of social help 25 00:00:37,425 --> 00:00:39,048 located anywhere near them. 26 00:00:39,048 --> 00:00:40,779 You try to open up a half way house, 27 00:00:40,779 --> 00:00:42,417 try to open up a drug rehab or 28 00:00:42,417 --> 00:00:43,759 an alcohol rehab center, 29 00:00:43,759 --> 00:00:45,568 try to do a homeless shelter somewhere. 30 00:00:45,568 --> 00:00:47,440 Try to open up a home for some retarded 31 00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:48,924 people who want to work their way into the community. 32 00:00:48,924 --> 00:00:51,872 People say," NOT IN MY BACK YARD." 33 00:00:51,872 --> 00:00:53,965 People don't want anything near them. 34 00:00:53,965 --> 00:00:57,336 Especially, if it might help somebody else. 35 00:00:57,336 --> 00:00:59,351 Part of that great American spirit of generosity 36 00:00:59,351 --> 00:01:00,330 we hear about. 37 00:01:00,330 --> 00:01:02,529 *fart noise* 38 00:01:02,529 --> 00:01:04,663 Great, generous American spirit. 39 00:01:04,663 --> 00:01:06,659 You can ask an Indian about that. 40 00:01:06,659 --> 00:01:09,545 Ask an Indian, if you can find one. 41 00:01:09,545 --> 00:01:11,167 You got to locate an Indian first. 42 00:01:11,167 --> 00:01:13,593 We've made them just a little difficult to find. 43 00:01:13,593 --> 00:01:15,222 But if you need current data, 44 00:01:15,222 --> 00:01:16,283 ask a black family at random. 45 00:01:16,283 --> 00:01:17,745 Ask them, how generous America 46 00:01:17,745 --> 00:01:19,105 has been to them. 47 00:01:19,105 --> 00:01:20,787 People don't want anything near them. 48 00:01:20,787 --> 00:01:22,640 Even if it's something they believe in, 49 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:24,217 something that they think society needs, 50 00:01:24,217 --> 00:01:25,108 like prisons. 51 00:01:25,108 --> 00:01:26,432 Everybody wants more prisons right? 52 00:01:26,432 --> 00:01:27,698 Everybody wants more prisons. 53 00:01:27,698 --> 00:01:29,880 People say, "BUILD MORE PRISONS!" 54 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:33,079 But not here. 55 00:01:33,079 --> 00:01:33,842 But why not? 56 00:01:33,842 --> 00:01:34,440 What's wrong? 57 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:35,308 What's the problem? 58 00:01:35,308 --> 00:01:36,480 What's wrong with having a prison 59 00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:37,228 in your neighrborhood? 60 00:01:37,228 --> 00:01:38,416 Seems to me like it would make it 61 00:01:38,416 --> 00:01:39,506 a pretty crime free area 62 00:01:39,506 --> 00:01:40,784 don't you think? 63 00:01:40,784 --> 00:01:41,970 You think alot of crack heads, 64 00:01:41,970 --> 00:01:43,156 and pimps and hookers and thieves 65 00:01:43,156 --> 00:01:43,841 are gonna be hanging out 66 00:01:43,841 --> 00:01:45,775 in front of a fucking prison? 67 00:01:45,775 --> 00:01:46,291 Bullshit, 68 00:01:46,291 --> 00:01:48,348 they ain't coming anywhere near it! 69 00:01:48,348 --> 00:01:49,178 What's wrong with these people? 70 00:01:49,178 --> 00:01:50,908 All the criminals are locked up behind the walls. 71 00:01:50,908 --> 00:01:52,360 And if a couple of them do break out, 72 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:53,438 what do you think they're gonna do? 73 00:01:53,438 --> 00:01:55,712 Hang around? 74 00:01:55,712 --> 00:01:57,758 Check real estate trends? 75 00:01:57,758 --> 00:01:58,661 Bullshit. 76 00:01:58,661 --> 00:01:59,302 whistle 77 00:01:59,302 --> 00:02:01,143 They're fucking gone. 78 00:02:01,143 --> 00:02:02,124 That's the whole idea of breaking 79 00:02:02,124 --> 00:02:03,371 out of prison, is to get away 80 00:02:03,371 --> 00:02:06,773 as far as you fucking can. 81 00:02:06,773 --> 00:02:09,471 Not in my back yard... 82 00:02:09,471 --> 00:02:11,971 People don't want anything near them. 83 00:02:11,971 --> 00:02:14,498 Except military bases. 84 00:02:14,498 --> 00:02:15,649 They don't mind that do they? 85 00:02:15,649 --> 00:02:16,321 They like that, 86 00:02:16,321 --> 00:02:17,191 give them an Army base, 87 00:02:17,191 --> 00:02:17,943 give them a Navy base. 88 00:02:17,943 --> 00:02:18,879 It makes them happy, why? 89 00:02:18,879 --> 00:02:19,644 Jobs. 90 00:02:19,644 --> 00:02:21,889 Jobs, self interest. 91 00:02:21,889 --> 00:02:23,123 Even if the base is loaded 92 00:02:23,123 --> 00:02:23,980 with Nuclear weapons, 93 00:02:23,980 --> 00:02:25,710 they don't give a fuck. 94 00:02:25,710 --> 00:02:27,282 "Well, I'll take a radiation 95 00:02:27,282 --> 00:02:29,653 if I can get a job." 96 00:02:29,653 --> 00:02:30,758 Working people have been fucked over 97 00:02:30,758 --> 00:02:31,741 so long in this country, 98 00:02:31,741 --> 00:02:33,042 those are the kind of decisions 99 00:02:33,042 --> 00:02:34,598 they're left to make. 100 00:02:34,598 --> 00:02:37,529 I've got just the place for low cost housing. 101 00:02:37,529 --> 00:02:39,402 I have solved this problem. 102 00:02:39,402 --> 00:02:40,478 I know where we can build 103 00:02:40,478 --> 00:02:42,222 housing for the homeless. 104 00:02:42,222 --> 00:02:44,814 Golf courses. 105 00:02:44,814 --> 00:02:49,555 Perfect. 106 00:02:49,555 --> 00:02:50,803 Golf courses. 107 00:02:50,803 --> 00:02:51,491 Just what we need. 108 00:02:51,491 --> 00:02:54,001 Just what we need, 109 00:02:54,001 --> 00:02:55,389 plenty of good land, 110 00:02:55,389 --> 00:02:57,418 in nice neighborhoods. 111 00:02:57,418 --> 00:02:59,430 Land that is currently being wasted, 112 00:02:59,430 --> 00:03:01,665 On a meaningless, mindless activity. 113 00:03:01,665 --> 00:03:04,288 Engaged in, 114 00:03:04,288 --> 00:03:06,638 engaged in primarily by, white 115 00:03:06,638 --> 00:03:09,152 well to do male buisiness men. 116 00:03:09,152 --> 00:03:10,503 Who use the game to get together to 117 00:03:10,503 --> 00:03:12,069 make deals to carve the country up a little 118 00:03:12,069 --> 00:03:13,553 finer among themselves. 119 00:03:13,553 --> 00:03:15,471 I am getting tired, 120 00:03:15,471 --> 00:03:18,622 really, gettng, tired. 121 00:03:18,622 --> 00:03:22,348 Of these Golfing cock suckers. 122 00:03:22,348 --> 00:03:23,893 In their green pants, 123 00:03:23,893 --> 00:03:25,390 and their yellow pants, 124 00:03:25,390 --> 00:03:26,796 and their orange pants, 125 00:03:26,796 --> 00:03:28,433 and their precious little hats. 126 00:03:28,433 --> 00:03:30,321 And their cute little golf carts. 127 00:03:30,321 --> 00:03:32,757 It is time to reclaim the Golf courses 128 00:03:32,757 --> 00:03:33,924 from the wealthy, and turn 129 00:03:33,924 --> 00:03:35,485 them over to the homeless. 130 00:03:35,485 --> 00:03:36,936 Golf is an arrogant, elitest game 131 00:03:36,936 --> 00:03:38,198 and it takes up entirely 132 00:03:38,198 --> 00:03:40,601 too much room in this country. 133 00:03:40,601 --> 00:03:51,349 Too much room, in this country. 134 00:03:51,349 --> 00:03:55,202 It is, it is an arrogant game, 135 00:03:55,202 --> 00:03:57,277 in it's very design alone. 136 00:03:57,277 --> 00:03:58,496 Just the design of this game, 137 00:03:58,496 --> 00:03:59,886 speaks of arrogance. 138 00:03:59,886 --> 00:04:02,133 Think of how big a Golf course is. 139 00:04:02,133 --> 00:04:04,767 The ball is that fucking big! 140 00:04:04,767 --> 00:04:05,952 What do these pin headed pricks 141 00:04:05,952 --> 00:04:08,154 need with all that land? 142 00:04:08,154 --> 00:04:10,961 There are over 17,000 Golf courses in America, 143 00:04:10,961 --> 00:04:13,485 they average over 150 acres a piece. 144 00:04:13,485 --> 00:04:15,326 That's 3 million+ acres. 145 00:04:15,326 --> 00:04:17,322 4,820 square miles, 146 00:04:17,322 --> 00:04:18,586 You could build two Rhode Islands 147 00:04:18,586 --> 00:04:20,292 and a Delaware for the homeless. 148 00:04:20,292 --> 00:04:21,784 On the land currently being wasted 149 00:04:21,784 --> 00:04:23,704 on this meaningless, mindless, arrogant, 150 00:04:23,704 --> 00:04:26,169 elitest, racist, there's another thing, 151 00:04:26,169 --> 00:04:27,587 The only blacks you'll find in 152 00:04:27,587 --> 00:04:29,787 country clubs are carrying trays. 153 00:04:29,787 --> 00:04:31,050 And what a boring game. 154 00:04:31,050 --> 00:04:32,220 Boring game, 155 00:04:32,220 --> 00:04:33,579 for boring people. 156 00:04:33,579 --> 00:04:34,956 You ever watch Golf on television? 157 00:04:34,956 --> 00:04:40,363 It's like watching flys fuck. 158 00:04:40,363 --> 00:04:41,891 And a mindless game. 159 00:04:41,891 --> 00:04:43,794 Mindless, think of the intellect 160 00:04:43,794 --> 00:04:45,121 it must take, to draw 161 00:04:45,121 --> 00:04:47,116 pleasure form this activity. 162 00:04:47,116 --> 00:04:50,096 Hitting a ball with a crooked sitck, 163 00:04:50,096 --> 00:04:54,293 and then, walking after it! 164 00:04:54,293 --> 00:04:57,833 And then, hitting it again! 165 00:04:57,833 --> 00:04:58,863 I say pick it up asshole, 166 00:04:58,863 --> 00:05:01,250 you're lucky you found the fucking thing! 167 00:05:01,250 --> 00:05:02,778 Put it in your pocket and go the fuck home 168 00:05:02,778 --> 00:05:03,777 you're a winner! 169 00:05:03,777 --> 00:05:05,462 You're a winner! 170 00:05:05,462 --> 00:05:13,959 You found it! 171 00:05:13,959 --> 00:05:15,739 Never happens. 172 00:05:15,739 --> 00:05:16,601 No, no chance of that happening. 173 00:05:16,601 --> 00:05:18,670 Dorko in the plaid knickers is gonna hit it again, 174 00:05:18,670 --> 00:05:20,247 and walk some more. 175 00:05:20,247 --> 00:05:23,116 Let these rich cock suckers play miniature golf. 176 00:05:23,116 --> 00:05:25,099 Let them fuck with a windwill 177 00:05:25,099 --> 00:05:27,423 for an hour and a half or so. 178 00:05:27,423 --> 00:05:28,279 And see if there is really 179 00:05:28,279 --> 00:05:30,229 any skill among these people. 180 00:05:30,229 --> 00:05:31,782 Now I know, that there are some people 181 00:05:31,782 --> 00:05:35,073 who play Golf, and don't consider themself rich. 182 00:05:35,073 --> 00:05:37,210 FUCK 'EM! 183 00:05:37,210 --> 00:05:39,399 And shame on them. 184 00:05:40,679 --> 00:05:41,804 For engaging in an arrogant, elitest, past time.