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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.75,0:00:02.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I get an idea about homelessness.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.06,0:00:03.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You what they ought to do?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.51,0:00:05.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Change the name of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.02,0:00:05.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Change the name of it,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.90,0:00:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's not homelessness,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.00,0:00:08.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's houselessness
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.44,0:00:10.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's houses these people need.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.45,0:00:12.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A home is an abstract idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.34,0:00:14.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A home is a setting\Nit's a state of mind.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.40,0:00:17.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Physical, tangible, structures.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.79,0:00:19.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They need low cost housing.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.56,0:00:21.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But where you gonna put it?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.16,0:00:21.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well that's fine,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.92,0:00:22.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But where you gonna put it?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.56,0:00:23.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where you gonna put it?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.27,0:00:24.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nobody wants you to build
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.68,0:00:26.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,low cost housing near their house.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.97,0:00:28.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People don't want it near them.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.42,0:00:29.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People got something in this country,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.89,0:00:30.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you've heard of it, its called N.I.M.B.Y.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.99,0:00:32.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,N-I-M-B-Y.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.03,0:00:34.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not in my back yard.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.78,0:00:35.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People don't want anything,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.82,0:00:37.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,any kind of social help
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.42,0:00:39.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,located anywhere near them.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.05,0:00:40.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You try to open up a half way house,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.78,0:00:42.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,try to open up a drug rehab or
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.42,0:00:43.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,an alcohol rehab center,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.76,0:00:45.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,try to do a homeless shelter somewhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.57,0:00:47.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Try to open up a home for some retarded
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.44,0:00:48.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,people who want to work their way into the community.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.92,0:00:51.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People say," NOT IN MY BACK YARD."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.87,0:00:53.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People don't want anything near them.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.96,0:00:57.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Especially, if it might help somebody else.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.34,0:00:59.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Part of that great American spirit of generosity
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.35,0:01:00.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we hear about.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.33,0:01:02.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*fart noise*
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.53,0:01:04.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Great, generous American spirit.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.66,0:01:06.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can ask an Indian about that.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.66,0:01:09.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ask an Indian, if you can find one.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.54,0:01:11.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You got to locate an Indian first.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.17,0:01:13.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We've made them just a little difficult to find.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.59,0:01:15.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But if you need current data,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.22,0:01:16.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ask a black family at random.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.28,0:01:17.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ask them, how generous America
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.74,0:01:19.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,has been to them.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.10,0:01:20.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People don't want anything near them.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.79,0:01:22.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even if it's something they believe in,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.64,0:01:24.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,something that they think society needs,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.22,0:01:25.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like prisons.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.11,0:01:26.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everybody wants more prisons right?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.43,0:01:27.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everybody wants more prisons.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.70,0:01:29.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People say, "BUILD MORE PRISONS!"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.88,0:01:33.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But not here.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.08,0:01:33.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But why not?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.84,0:01:34.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's wrong?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.44,0:01:35.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's the problem?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.31,0:01:36.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's wrong with having a prison
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.48,0:01:37.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in your neighrborhood?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.23,0:01:38.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Seems to me like it would make it
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.42,0:01:39.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a pretty crime free area
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.51,0:01:40.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't you think?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.78,0:01:41.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You think alot of crack heads,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.97,0:01:43.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and pimps and hookers and thieves
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.16,0:01:43.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are gonna be hanging out
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.84,0:01:45.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in front of a fucking prison?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.78,0:01:46.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bullshit,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.29,0:01:48.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they ain't coming anywhere near it!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.35,0:01:49.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's wrong with these people?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.18,0:01:50.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All the criminals are locked up behind the walls.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.91,0:01:52.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And if a couple of them do break out,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.36,0:01:53.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what do you think they're gonna do?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.44,0:01:55.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hang around?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.71,0:01:57.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Check real estate trends?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.76,0:01:58.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bullshit.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.66,0:01:59.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}whistle{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.30,0:02:01.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're fucking gone.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.14,0:02:02.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's the whole idea of breaking
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.12,0:02:03.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,out of prison, is to get away
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.37,0:02:06.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as far as you fucking can.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.77,0:02:09.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not in my back yard...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.47,0:02:11.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People don't want anything near them.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.97,0:02:14.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Except military bases.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.50,0:02:15.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They don't mind that do they?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.65,0:02:16.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They like that,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.32,0:02:17.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,give them an Army base,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.19,0:02:17.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,give them a Navy base.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.94,0:02:18.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It makes them happy, why?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.88,0:02:19.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jobs.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.64,0:02:21.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jobs, self interest.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.89,0:02:23.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even if the base is loaded
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.12,0:02:23.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with Nuclear weapons,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.98,0:02:25.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they don't give a fuck.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.71,0:02:27.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Well, I'll take a radiation
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.28,0:02:29.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if I can get a job."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.65,0:02:30.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Working people have been fucked over
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.76,0:02:31.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so long in this country,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.74,0:02:33.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,those are the kind of decisions
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.04,0:02:34.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they're left to make.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.60,0:02:37.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got just the place for low cost housing.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.53,0:02:39.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have solved this problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.40,0:02:40.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know where we can build
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.48,0:02:42.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,housing for the homeless.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.22,0:02:44.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Golf courses.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.81,0:02:49.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Perfect.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.56,0:02:50.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Golf courses.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.80,0:02:51.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just what we need.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.49,0:02:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just what we need,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.00,0:02:55.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,plenty of good land,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.39,0:02:57.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in nice neighborhoods.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.42,0:02:59.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Land that is currently being wasted,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.43,0:03:01.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On a meaningless, mindless activity.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.66,0:03:04.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Engaged in,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.29,0:03:06.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,engaged in primarily by, white
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.64,0:03:09.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well to do male buisiness men.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.15,0:03:10.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who use the game to get together to
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.50,0:03:12.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,make deals to carve the country up a little
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.07,0:03:13.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,finer among themselves.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.55,0:03:15.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am getting tired,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.47,0:03:18.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,really, gettng, tired.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.62,0:03:22.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of these Golfing cock suckers.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.35,0:03:23.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In their green pants,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.89,0:03:25.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and their yellow pants,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.39,0:03:26.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and their orange pants,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.80,0:03:28.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and their precious little hats.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.43,0:03:30.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And their cute little golf carts.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.32,0:03:32.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is time to reclaim the Golf courses
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.76,0:03:33.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from the wealthy, and turn
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.92,0:03:35.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,them over to the homeless.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.48,0:03:36.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Golf is an arrogant, elitest game
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.94,0:03:38.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it takes up entirely
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.20,0:03:40.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,too much room in this country.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.60,0:03:51.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Too much room, in this country.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.35,0:03:55.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is, it is an arrogant game,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.20,0:03:57.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in it's very design alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.28,0:03:58.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just the design of this game,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.50,0:03:59.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,speaks of arrogance.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.89,0:04:02.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Think of how big a Golf course is.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.13,0:04:04.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The ball is that fucking big!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.77,0:04:05.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do these pin headed pricks
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.95,0:04:08.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,need with all that land?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.15,0:04:10.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There are over 17,000 Golf courses in America,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.96,0:04:13.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they average over 150 acres a piece.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.48,0:04:15.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's 3 million+ acres.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.33,0:04:17.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,4,820 square miles,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.32,0:04:18.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You could build two Rhode Islands
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.59,0:04:20.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and a Delaware for the homeless.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.29,0:04:21.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On the land currently being wasted
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.78,0:04:23.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on this meaningless, mindless, arrogant,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.70,0:04:26.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,elitest, racist, there's another thing,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.17,0:04:27.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The only blacks you'll find in
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.59,0:04:29.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,country clubs are carrying trays.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.79,0:04:31.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And what a boring game.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.05,0:04:32.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boring game,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.22,0:04:33.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for boring people.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.58,0:04:34.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You ever watch Golf on television?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.96,0:04:40.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like watching flys fuck.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.36,0:04:41.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And a mindless game.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.89,0:04:43.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mindless, think of the intellect
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.79,0:04:45.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it must take, to draw
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.12,0:04:47.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pleasure form this activity.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.12,0:04:50.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hitting a ball with a crooked sitck,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.10,0:04:54.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then, walking after it!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.29,0:04:57.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then, hitting it again!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.83,0:04:58.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I say pick it up asshole,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.86,0:05:01.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're lucky you found the fucking thing!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.25,0:05:02.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Put it in your pocket and go the fuck home
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.78,0:05:03.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're a winner!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.78,0:05:05.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're a winner!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.46,0:05:13.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You found it!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.96,0:05:15.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Never happens.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.74,0:05:16.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no chance of that happening.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.60,0:05:18.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dorko in the plaid knickers is gonna hit it again,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.67,0:05:20.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and walk some more.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.25,0:05:23.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let these rich cock suckers play miniature golf.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.12,0:05:25.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let them fuck with a windwill
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.10,0:05:27.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for an hour and a half or so.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.42,0:05:28.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And see if there is really
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.28,0:05:30.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,any skill among these people.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.23,0:05:31.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now I know, that there are some people
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.78,0:05:35.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who play Golf, and don't consider themself rich.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.07,0:05:37.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,FUCK 'EM!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.21,0:05:39.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And shame on them.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.68,0:05:41.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For engaging in an arrogant, elitest, past time.