I get an idea about homelessness. You what they ought to do? Change the name of it. Change the name of it, it's not homelessness, it's houselessness It's houses these people need. A home is an abstract idea. A home is a setting it's a state of mind. Physical, tangible, structures. They need low cost housing. But where you gonna put it? Well that's fine, But where you gonna put it? Where you gonna put it? Nobody wants you to build low cost housing near their house. People don't want it near them. People got something in this country, you've heard of it, its called N.I.M.B.Y. N-I-M-B-Y. Not in my back yard. People don't want anything, any kind of social help located anywhere near them. You try to open up a half way house, try to open up a drug rehab or an alcohol rehab center, try to do a homeless shelter somewhere. Try to open up a home for some retarded people who want to work their way into the community. People say," NOT IN MY BACK YARD." People don't want anything near them. Especially, if it might help somebody else. Part of that great American spirit of generosity we hear about. *fart noise* Great, generous American spirit. You can ask an Indian about that. Ask an Indian, if you can find one. You got to locate an Indian first. We've made them just a little difficult to find. But if you need current data, ask a black family at random. Ask them, how generous America has been to them. People don't want anything near them. Even if it's something they believe in, something that they think society needs, like prisons. Everybody wants more prisons right? Everybody wants more prisons. People say, "BUILD MORE PRISONS!" But not here. But why not? What's wrong? What's the problem? What's wrong with having a prison in your neighrborhood? Seems to me like it would make it a pretty crime free area don't you think? You think alot of crack heads, and pimps and hookers and thieves are gonna be hanging out in front of a fucking prison? Bullshit, they ain't coming anywhere near it! What's wrong with these people? All the criminals are locked up behind the walls. And if a couple of them do break out, what do you think they're gonna do? Hang around? Check real estate trends? Bullshit. whistle They're fucking gone. That's the whole idea of breaking out of prison, is to get away as far as you fucking can. Not in my back yard... People don't want anything near them. Except military bases. They don't mind that do they? They like that, give them an Army base, give them a Navy base. It makes them happy, why? Jobs. Jobs, self interest. Even if the base is loaded with Nuclear weapons, they don't give a fuck. "Well, I'll take a radiation if I can get a job." Working people have been fucked over so long in this country, those are the kind of decisions they're left to make. I've got just the place for low cost housing. I have solved this problem. I know where we can build housing for the homeless. Golf courses. Perfect. Golf courses. Just what we need. Just what we need, plenty of good land, in nice neighborhoods. Land that is currently being wasted, On a meaningless, mindless activity. Engaged in, engaged in primarily by, white well to do male buisiness men. Who use the game to get together to make deals to carve the country up a little finer among themselves. I am getting tired, really, gettng, tired. Of these Golfing cock suckers. In their green pants, and their yellow pants, and their orange pants, and their precious little hats. And their cute little golf carts. It is time to reclaim the Golf courses from the wealthy, and turn them over to the homeless. Golf is an arrogant, elitest game and it takes up entirely too much room in this country. Too much room, in this country. It is, it is an arrogant game, in it's very design alone. Just the design of this game, speaks of arrogance. Think of how big a Golf course is. The ball is that fucking big! What do these pin headed pricks need with all that land? There are over 17,000 Golf courses in America, they average over 150 acres a piece. That's 3 million+ acres. 4,820 square miles, You could build two Rhode Islands and a Delaware for the homeless. On the land currently being wasted on this meaningless, mindless, arrogant, elitest, racist, there's another thing, The only blacks you'll find in country clubs are carrying trays. And what a boring game. Boring game, for boring people. You ever watch Golf on television? It's like watching flys fuck. And a mindless game. Mindless, think of the intellect it must take, to draw pleasure form this activity. Hitting a ball with a crooked sitck, and then, walking after it! And then, hitting it again! I say pick it up asshole, you're lucky you found the fucking thing! Put it in your pocket and go the fuck home you're a winner! You're a winner! You found it! Never happens. No, no chance of that happening. Dorko in the plaid knickers is gonna hit it again, and walk some more. Let these rich cock suckers play miniature golf. Let them fuck with a windwill for an hour and a half or so. And see if there is really any skill among these people. Now I know, that there are some people who play Golf, and don't consider themself rich. FUCK 'EM! And shame on them. For engaging in an arrogant, elitest, past time.