0:00:00.080,0:00:01.066
I just don't think...

0:00:01.066,0:00:02.006
How's it going?

0:00:02.006,0:00:03.253
Hey

0:00:03.253,0:00:04.225
Who are you voting for?

0:00:04.225,0:00:04.909
What?

0:00:04.909,0:00:07.640
I can't tell you that

0:00:07.640,0:00:08.588
Cardinal Vincenzo

0:00:08.588,0:00:09.680
Vincenzo?

0:00:09.680,0:00:10.180
What?

0:00:10.180,0:00:11.906
He said he'd give me his gelato

0:00:11.906,0:00:12.804
for the rest of the conclave

0:00:12.804,0:00:14.463
You can't vote for him

0:00:14.463,0:00:15.061
Why not?

0:00:15.061,0:00:16.896
He's trying to bring back fish on Fridays

0:00:16.896,0:00:17.972
he loves fish

0:00:17.972,0:00:18.472
What?

0:00:18.472,0:00:18.972
Yeah

0:00:18.972,0:00:19.573
I hate fish

0:00:19.573,0:00:20.073
I know

0:00:20.073,0:00:21.260
and he's trying to extend Lent

0:00:21.260,0:00:22.307
by 3 days

0:00:22.307,0:00:23.463
He can't do that, can he?

0:00:23.463,0:00:24.679
I don't know

0:00:24.679,0:00:25.918
I'm going for Kowalsski

0:00:25.918,0:00:27.289
Ah he's a bit progressive

0:00:27.289,0:00:28.294
He's not progressive

0:00:28.294,0:00:30.156
He's trying to bring in those speedy prayers

0:00:30.156,0:00:31.154
oh what are they?

0:00:31.154,0:00:32.447
They're 5-second prayers

0:00:32.447,0:00:33.646
That's too short

0:00:33.646,0:00:36.071
He's trying to attract the Tik Tok generation

0:00:36.071,0:00:38.134
He's trying to put soft cushions

0:00:38.134,0:00:39.315
on the church pews

0:00:39.315,0:00:41.696
But the hard wooden benches we get rid of them

0:00:41.696,0:00:42.978
we're no better than the Protestants

0:00:42.978,0:00:44.537
I'm going to go for Cardinal Schroeder

0:00:44.537,0:00:45.193
Schroider?

0:00:45.193,0:00:45.813
Yeah

0:00:45.813,0:00:47.500
He wants to buy Manchester United

0:00:47.500,0:00:48.741
The football team?

0:00:48.741,0:00:50.185
All the other sovereigns are doing it

0:00:50.185,0:00:51.268
it's good for brand image

0:00:51.268,0:00:53.319
Hold on a second this is the same guy

0:00:53.319,0:00:54.737
who wants to un-excommunicate

0:00:54.737,0:00:56.295
Henry VIII

0:00:56.295,0:00:57.192
Yeah he's a maniac

0:00:57.192,0:00:58.888
He wants to restart that argument

0:00:58.888,0:00:59.578
with Galileo

0:00:59.578,0:01:00.473
i mean urgh

0:01:00.473,0:01:01.267
it was settled

0:01:01.267,0:01:01.926
it's done

0:01:01.926,0:01:02.550
Yeah

0:01:02.550,0:01:03.731
There's three of us right?

0:01:03.731,0:01:04.231
Okay

0:01:04.231,0:01:06.147
If we come together

0:01:06.147,0:01:07.720
Our vote is way more powerful

0:01:07.720,0:01:08.382
What are you saying?

0:01:08.382,0:01:09.081
Well...

0:01:09.081,0:01:10.372
There's never been

0:01:10.372,0:01:12.759
an Irish Pope

0:01:12.759,0:01:13.583
One of us?

0:01:13.583,0:01:15.251
Yeah i don't see why not

0:01:15.251,0:01:17.308
i already have a few ideas we could run on

0:01:17.308,0:01:18.382
Okay, like what?

0:01:18.382,0:01:20.681
Increasing the alcohol percentage

0:01:20.681,0:01:21.684
of the alter wine

0:01:21.684,0:01:23.411
Oh

0:01:23.411,0:01:24.991
Sunday morning mass

0:01:24.991,0:01:26.508
Starts at 11a.m

0:01:26.508,0:01:27.443
not 8:30

0:01:27.443,0:01:28.822
Nah that's way too early

0:01:28.822,0:01:29.843
it's a weekend day

0:01:29.843,0:01:30.521
come on

0:01:30.521,0:01:31.021
Yeah I'm wrecked

0:01:31.021,0:01:32.372
The communion wafer?

0:01:32.372,0:01:33.102
Uh-huh

0:01:33.102,0:01:33.896
Sure

0:01:33.896,0:01:34.840
it could be bread

0:01:34.840,0:01:35.516
Yeah

0:01:35.516,0:01:36.843
or

0:01:36.843,0:01:37.995
it could be

0:01:37.995,0:01:38.982
potato

0:01:38.982,0:01:40.357
You mean...?

0:01:40.357,0:01:42.136
Crisps?

0:01:42.136,0:01:43.611
Exactly

0:01:43.611,0:01:45.317
cheese and onion flavor

0:01:45.317,0:01:46.353
lads

0:01:46.353,0:01:48.606
they'll be queuing around the block

0:01:50.187,0:01:55.092
(hallelujah)

0:01:55.092,0:01:57.640
The only thing better than seeing an Irish Pope

0:01:57.640,0:02:00.307
would be seeing Foil Arms and Hog at Vicar Street

0:02:00.307,0:02:02.547
tonight, tomorrow night, the next night

0:02:02.547,0:02:04.418
or the 22nd and 23rd of May

0:02:05.160,0:02:06.591
not on Sunday

0:02:06.591,0:02:07.294
No God no

0:02:07.294,0:02:08.182
No no no no

0:02:08.182,0:02:09.288
but we are in Castlebar

0:02:09.288,0:02:12.073
and then we're heading over to Australia and New Zealand in June

0:02:12.073,0:02:17.919
Doomdah