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I just don't think...

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How's it going?

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Hey

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Who are you voting for?

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What?

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I can't tell you that

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Cardinal Vincenzo

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Vincenzo?

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What?

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He said he'd give me his gelato

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for the rest of the conclave

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You can't vote for him

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Why not?

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He's trying to bring back fish on Fridays

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he loves fish

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What?

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Yeah

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I hate fish

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I know

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and he's trying to extend Lent

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by 3 days

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He can't do that, can he?

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I don't know

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I'm going for Kowalsski

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Ah he's a bit progressive

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He's not progressive

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He's trying to bring in those speedy prayers

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oh what are they?

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They're 5-second prayers

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That's too short

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He's trying to attract the Tik Tok generation

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He's trying to put soft cushions

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on the church pews

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But the hard wooden benches we get rid of them

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we're no better than the Protestants

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I'm going to go for Cardinal Schroeder

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Schroider?

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Yeah

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He wants to buy Manchester United

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The football team?

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All the other sovereigns are doing it

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it's good for brand image

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Hold on a second this is the same guy

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who wants to un-excommunicate

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Henry VIII

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Yeah he's a maniac

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He wants to restart that argument

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with Galileo

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i mean urgh

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it was settled

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it's done

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Yeah

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There's three of us right?

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Okay

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If we come together

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Our vote is way more powerful

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What are you saying?

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Well...

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There's never been

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an Irish Pope

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One of us?

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Yeah i don't see why not

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i already have a few ideas we could run on

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Okay, like what?

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Increasing the alcohol percentage

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of the alter wine

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Oh

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Sunday morning mass

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Starts at 11a.m

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not 8:30

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Nah that's way too early

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it's a weekend day

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come on

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Yeah I'm wrecked

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The communion wafer?

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Uh-huh

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Sure

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it could be bread

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Yeah

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or

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it could be

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potato

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You mean...?

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Crisps?

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Exactly

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cheese and onion flavor

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lads

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they'll be queuing around the block

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(hallelujah)

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The only thing better than seeing an Irish Pope

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would be seeing Foil Arms and Hog at Vicar Street

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tonight, tomorrow night, the next night

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or the 22nd and 23rd of May

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not on Sunday

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No God no

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No no no no

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but we are in Castlebar

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and then we're heading over to Australia and New Zealand in June

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Doomdah