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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.08,0:00:01.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just don't think...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.07,0:00:02.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How's it going?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.01,0:00:03.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.25,0:00:04.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who are you voting for?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.22,0:00:04.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.91,0:00:07.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't tell you that
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.64,0:00:08.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cardinal Vincenzo
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.59,0:00:09.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vincenzo?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.68,0:00:10.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.18,0:00:11.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He said he'd give me his gelato
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.91,0:00:12.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for the rest of the conclave
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.80,0:00:14.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't vote for him
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.46,0:00:15.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why not?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.06,0:00:16.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's trying to bring back fish on Fridays
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.90,0:00:17.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he loves fish
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.97,0:00:18.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.47,0:00:18.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.97,0:00:19.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hate fish
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.57,0:00:20.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.07,0:00:21.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he's trying to extend Lent
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.26,0:00:22.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by 3 days
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.31,0:00:23.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He can't do that, can he?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.46,0:00:24.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.68,0:00:25.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going for Kowalsski
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.92,0:00:27.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah he's a bit progressive
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.29,0:00:28.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's not progressive
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.29,0:00:30.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's trying to bring in those speedy prayers
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.16,0:00:31.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh what are they?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.15,0:00:32.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're 5-second prayers
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.45,0:00:33.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's too short
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.65,0:00:36.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's trying to attract the Tik Tok generation
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.07,0:00:38.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's trying to put soft cushions
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.13,0:00:39.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the church pews
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.32,0:00:41.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But the hard wooden benches we get rid of them
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.70,0:00:42.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we're no better than the Protestants
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.98,0:00:44.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to go for Cardinal Schroeder
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.54,0:00:45.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Schroider?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.19,0:00:45.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.81,0:00:47.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He wants to buy Manchester United
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.50,0:00:48.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The football team?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.74,0:00:50.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All the other sovereigns are doing it
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.18,0:00:51.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's good for brand image
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.27,0:00:53.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hold on a second this is the same guy
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.32,0:00:54.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who wants to un-excommunicate
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.74,0:00:56.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Henry VIII
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.30,0:00:57.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah he's a maniac
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.19,0:00:58.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He wants to restart that argument
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.89,0:00:59.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with Galileo
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.58,0:01:00.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i mean urgh
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.47,0:01:01.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it was settled
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.27,0:01:01.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's done
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.93,0:01:02.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.55,0:01:03.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's three of us right?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.73,0:01:04.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.23,0:01:06.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If we come together
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.15,0:01:07.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our vote is way more powerful
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.72,0:01:08.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you saying?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.38,0:01:09.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.08,0:01:10.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's never been
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.37,0:01:12.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,an Irish Pope
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.76,0:01:13.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One of us?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.58,0:01:15.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah i don't see why not
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.25,0:01:17.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i already have a few ideas we could run on
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.31,0:01:18.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, like what?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.38,0:01:20.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Increasing the alcohol percentage
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.68,0:01:21.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the alter wine
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.68,0:01:23.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.41,0:01:24.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sunday morning mass
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.99,0:01:26.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Starts at 11a.m
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.51,0:01:27.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not 8:30
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.44,0:01:28.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nah that's way too early
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.82,0:01:29.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's a weekend day
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.84,0:01:30.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come on
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.52,0:01:31.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah I'm wrecked
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.02,0:01:32.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The communion wafer?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.37,0:01:33.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh-huh
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.10,0:01:33.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.90,0:01:34.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it could be bread
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.84,0:01:35.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.52,0:01:36.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.84,0:01:37.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it could be
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.100,0:01:38.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,potato
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.98,0:01:40.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You mean...?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.36,0:01:42.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Crisps?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.14,0:01:43.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Exactly
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.61,0:01:45.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cheese and onion flavor
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.32,0:01:46.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lads
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.35,0:01:48.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they'll be queuing around the block
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.19,0:01:55.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(hallelujah)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.09,0:01:57.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The only thing better than seeing an Irish Pope
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.64,0:02:00.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would be seeing Foil Arms and Hog at Vicar Street
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.31,0:02:02.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tonight, tomorrow night, the next night
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.55,0:02:04.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or the 22nd and 23rd of May
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.16,0:02:06.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not on Sunday
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.59,0:02:07.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No God no
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.29,0:02:08.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No no no no
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.18,0:02:09.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but we are in Castlebar
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.29,0:02:12.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then we're heading over to Australia and New Zealand in June
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.07,0:02:17.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doomdah