I just don't think...

How's it going?

Hey

Who are you voting for?

What?

I can't tell you that

Cardinal Vincenzo

Vincenzo?

What?

He said he'd give me his gelato

for the rest of the conclave

You can't vote for him

Why not?

He's trying to bring back fish on Fridays

he loves fish

What?

Yeah

I hate fish

I know

and he's trying to extend Lent

by 3 days

He can't do that, can he?

I don't know

I'm going for Kowalsski

Ah he's a bit progressive

He's not progressive

He's trying to bring in those speedy prayers

oh what are they?

They're 5-second prayers

That's too short

He's trying to attract the Tik Tok generation

He's trying to put soft cushions

on the church pews

But the hard wooden benches we get rid of them

we're no better than the Protestants

I'm going to go for Cardinal Schroeder

Schroider?

Yeah

He wants to buy Manchester United

The football team?

All the other sovereigns are doing it

it's good for brand image

Hold on a second this is the same guy

who wants to un-excommunicate

Henry VIII

Yeah he's a maniac

He wants to restart that argument

with Galileo

i mean urgh

it was settled

it's done

Yeah

There's three of us right?

Okay

If we come together

Our vote is way more powerful

What are you saying?

Well...

There's never been

an Irish Pope

One of us?

Yeah i don't see why not

i already have a few ideas we could run on

Okay, like what?

Increasing the alcohol percentage

of the alter wine

Oh

Sunday morning mass

Starts at 11a.m

not 8:30

Nah that's way too early

it's a weekend day

come on

Yeah I'm wrecked

The communion wafer?

Uh-huh

Sure

it could be bread

Yeah

or

it could be

potato

You mean...?

Crisps?

Exactly

cheese and onion flavor

lads

they'll be queuing around the block

(hallelujah)

The only thing better than seeing an Irish Pope

would be seeing Foil Arms and Hog at Vicar Street

tonight, tomorrow night, the next night

or the 22nd and 23rd of May

not on Sunday

No God no

No no no no

but we are in Castlebar

and then we're heading over to Australia and New Zealand in June

Doomdah