I just don't think...
How's it going?
Hey
Who are you voting for?
What?
I can't tell you that
Cardinal Vincenzo
Vincenzo?
What?
He said he'd give me his gelato
for the rest of the conclave
You can't vote for him
Why not?
He's trying to bring back fish on Fridays
he loves fish
What?
Yeah
I hate fish
I know
and he's trying to extend Lent
by 3 days
He can't do that, can he?
I don't know
I'm going for Kowalsski
Ah he's a bit progressive
He's not progressive
He's trying to bring in those speedy prayers
oh what are they?
They're 5-second prayers
That's too short
He's trying to attract the Tik Tok generation
He's trying to put soft cushions
on the church pews
But the hard wooden benches we get rid of them
we're no better than the Protestants
I'm going to go for Cardinal Schroeder
Schroider?
Yeah
He wants to buy Manchester United
The football team?
All the other sovereigns are doing it
it's good for brand image
Hold on a second this is the same guy
who wants to un-excommunicate
Henry VIII
Yeah he's a maniac
He wants to restart that argument
with Galileo
i mean urgh
it was settled
it's done
Yeah
There's three of us right?
Okay
If we come together
Our vote is way more powerful
What are you saying?
Well...
There's never been
an Irish Pope
One of us?
Yeah i don't see why not
i already have a few ideas we could run on
Okay, like what?
Increasing the alcohol percentage
of the alter wine
Oh
Sunday morning mass
Starts at 11a.m
not 8:30
Nah that's way too early
it's a weekend day
come on
Yeah I'm wrecked
The communion wafer?
Uh-huh
Sure
it could be bread
Yeah
or
it could be
potato
You mean...?
Crisps?
Exactly
cheese and onion flavor
lads
they'll be queuing around the block
(hallelujah)
The only thing better than seeing an Irish Pope
would be seeing Foil Arms and Hog at Vicar Street
tonight, tomorrow night, the next night
or the 22nd and 23rd of May
not on Sunday
No God no
No no no no
but we are in Castlebar
and then we're heading over to Australia and New Zealand in June
Doomdah