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[Events]
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Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Set fire to your hair ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Poke a stick at a grizzly bear ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Eat medicine that's out of date ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Use your private parts as piranha bait ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Dumb ways to die ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Dumb ways to die ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Get your toast out with a fork ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Do your own electrical work ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Teach yourself how to fly ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Eat a 2-week-old unrefrigerated pie ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Dumb ways to die ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Dumb ways to die ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Invite a psycho-killer inside ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Scratch your drug dealer's brand new ride ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Take your helmet off in outer space ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Dumb ways to die ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Dumb ways to die ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Keep a rattlesnake as a pet ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Sell both the kidneys on the internet ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Eat a tube of super glue ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ I wonder what's this red button do? ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Dumb ways to die ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Dumb ways to die ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Dress up like a moose during hunting season ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Stand on the edge of a train station platform ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Run across the tracks between the platforms ♫
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ They may not rhyme, but they're quite possibly...

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Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Dumbest ways to die 
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Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ The dumbest ways to die 
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Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ Dumbest ways to die 
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Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ So many dumb 
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Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♫ So many dumb ways to die 

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Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Voiceover:] Be safe around trains.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A message from Metro.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,