♫ Set fire to your hair ♫
♫ Poke a stick at a grizzly bear ♫
♫ Eat medicine that's out of date ♫
♫ Use your private parts as piranha bait ♫
♫ Dumb ways to die ♫
♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫
♫ Dumb ways to die ♫
♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫
♫ Get your toast out with a fork ♫
♫ Do your own electrical work ♫
♫ Teach yourself how to fly ♫
♫ Eat a 2-week-old unrefrigerated pie ♫
♫ Dumb ways to die ♫
♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫
♫ Dumb ways to die ♫
♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫
♫ Invite a psycho-killer inside ♫
♫ Scratch your drug dealer's brand new ride ♫
♫ Take your helmet off in outer space ♫
♫ Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place ♫
♫ Dumb ways to die ♫
♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫
♫ Dumb ways to die ♫
♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫
♫ Keep a rattlesnake as a pet ♫
♫ Sell both the kidneys on the internet ♫
♫ Eat a tube of super glue ♫
♫ I wonder what's this red button do? ♫
♫ Dumb ways to die ♫
♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫
♫ Dumb ways to die ♫
♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫
♫ Dress up like a moose during hunting season ♫
♫ Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason ♫
♫ Stand on the edge of a train station platform ♫
♫ Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing ♫
♫ Run across the tracks between the platforms ♫
♫ They may not rhyme, but they're quite possibly... ♫
♫ Dumbest ways to die ♫
♫ The dumbest ways to die ♫
♫ Dumbest ways to die ♫
♫ So many dumb ♫
♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫
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