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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:03.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-⪠Ain't no party like a kitchen party,\N'cause a kitchen party never stops âŞ
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.34,0:00:04.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.69,0:00:07.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Wha-- w-where am I?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.25,0:00:08.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey! How's it goin'?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.82,0:00:11.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, hey there, little fella.\NWhat's your name?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.33,0:00:12.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'm an orange.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.38,0:00:14.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Well, it's nice to meet you, Boris.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.46,0:00:17.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-No, Orange.\N-Oh, George.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.23,0:00:19.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-No. Orange!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.36,0:00:22.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, Orange.\NSorry about that.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.38,0:00:25.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My hearing's just\Nain't what it used to be.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.40,0:00:26.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'll say.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.05,0:00:28.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You can call me Grandpa Lemon.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.47,0:00:29.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Okay! Hey, Grandpa Lemon!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.92,0:00:32.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Who-who said that?\N-I did.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.14,0:00:33.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey! Hey, Grandpa Lemon!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.72,0:00:36.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey there, little fella.\NWhat's your name?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.41,0:00:38.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I told you. It's Orange.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.08,0:00:40.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Whatever you say, George.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.04,0:00:42.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey! Hey, Grandpa Lemon!\N-What's that, Boris?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.83,0:00:44.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Why are you such a sourpuss?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.63,0:00:47.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughing]\N-[snoring]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.97,0:00:50.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey. Grandpa Lemon?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.57,0:00:51.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Grandpa Lemon!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.87,0:00:53.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-[continues snoring]\N-Grandpa Lemon!!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.79,0:00:57.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Whoa! Oh, what? Wha-- who are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.03,0:00:59.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I told you a million times already.\NI'm an orange.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.68,0:01:02.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Well, what are you doing in my house?\N-[groans]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.71,0:01:05.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, hey Grandpa Lemon!\N-What?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.11,0:01:07.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Chicken butt. [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.08,0:01:09.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Chicken hut? Where's that?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.47,0:01:11.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-No, chicken butt.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.28,0:01:12.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Check my butt?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.82,0:01:16.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-No, chicken... butt.\N-You don't say.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.02,0:01:19.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, I didn't know that that's\Nwhat the kids are into these days.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.60,0:01:22.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What? No, it's a joke.\N-A joke?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.71,0:01:24.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I've got one for ya.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.47,0:01:27.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why did the porcupine cross the road?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.68,0:01:30.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Why?\N-[snoring]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.38,0:01:32.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, for crying out loud. Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.46,0:01:35.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey!!\N-Huh? What?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.04,0:01:36.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-So why did the\Nporcupine cross the road?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.92,0:01:38.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Well, I don't know. Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.73,0:01:41.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-No. I'm asking you.\N-Me what?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.46,0:01:43.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-About the joke.\N-A joke?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.50,0:01:45.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I've got one for ya.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.14,0:01:47.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So there's this porcupine, right?\N-[growls]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.69,0:01:49.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-And he's-- [farts]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.12,0:01:51.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoops!\N-Gross! That was disgusting.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.69,0:01:55.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I think there's a barking spider in here.\N[chuckles]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.08,0:01:56.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What? Screw you guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.80,0:01:58.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're always blaming\Nme for everything.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.58,0:02:00.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm outta here.\N-(Orange) Whoa...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.62,0:02:04.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that guy really puts the\N"rant" in "tarantula." [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.32,0:02:05.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey Boris,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.57,0:02:09.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,did I ever tell you about the time\NI opened for Hootie & the Blowfish?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.10,0:02:10.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hootie & the what-now?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.31,0:02:15.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Old Hootie, he was taking the world by\Nstorm with his sexy mid-tempo folk rock.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.60,0:02:17.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But there was something missing.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.42,0:02:18.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what it was?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.100,0:02:20.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Knife?\N-No.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.76,0:02:23.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A one-man band talking\Nlemon head like me.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.58,0:02:25.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-No. Knife!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.73,0:02:28.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ouch!\N-Ouch! That looked like it hurt.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.84,0:02:29.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You okay, Grandpa Lemon?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.91,0:02:32.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-[snoring]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.32,0:02:35.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What the? How does someone fall\Nasleep while getting cut in half?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.43,0:02:39.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh.\N-[laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.34,0:02:40.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey Grandpa Lemon,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.64,0:02:43.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're a real pain in the "glass."\N[laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.38,0:02:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, hey there, little fella.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.00,0:02:47.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's your name?\N-[groans]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.65,0:02:49.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-[farts]\N-Gross!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.88,0:02:51.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was disgusting, Grandpa Lemon.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.74,0:02:54.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Okay, that one was me.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.06,0:02:54.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[chomps]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.89,0:02:59.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Captioned by SpongeSebastian