-âŞ Ain't no party like a kitchen party, 'cause a kitchen party never stops âŞ
[laughs]
-Wha-- w-where am I?
-Hey! How's it goin'?
-Oh, hey there, little fella. What's your name?
-I'm an orange.
-Well, it's nice to meet you, Boris.
-No, Orange. -Oh, George.
-No. Orange!
-Oh, Orange. Sorry about that.
My hearing's just ain't what it used to be.
-I'll say.
-You can call me Grandpa Lemon.
-Okay! Hey, Grandpa Lemon!
-Who-who said that? -I did.
Hey! Hey, Grandpa Lemon!
-Hey there, little fella. What's your name?
-I told you. It's Orange.
-Whatever you say, George.
-Hey! Hey, Grandpa Lemon! -What's that, Boris?
-Why are you such a sourpuss?
[laughing] -[snoring]
-Hey. Grandpa Lemon?
Grandpa Lemon!
-[continues snoring] -Grandpa Lemon!!
-Whoa! Oh, what? Wha-- who are you?
-I told you a million times already. I'm an orange.
-Well, what are you doing in my house? -[groans]
Hey, hey Grandpa Lemon! -What?
-Chicken butt. [laughs]
-Chicken hut? Where's that?
-No, chicken butt.
-Check my butt?
-No, chicken... butt. -You don't say.
You know, I didn't know that that's what the kids are into these days.
-What? No, it's a joke. -A joke?
Well, I've got one for ya.
Why did the porcupine cross the road?
-Why? -[snoring]
-Oh, for crying out loud. Hey!
Hey!! -Huh? What?
-So why did the porcupine cross the road?
-Well, I don't know. Why?
-No. I'm asking you. -Me what?
-About the joke. -A joke?
Well, I've got one for ya.
So there's this porcupine, right? -[growls]
-And he's-- [farts]
Whoops! -Gross! That was disgusting.
-I think there's a barking spider in here. [chuckles]
-What? Screw you guys.
You're always blaming me for everything.
I'm outta here. -(Orange) Whoa...
that guy really puts the "rant" in "tarantula." [laughs]
-Hey Boris,
did I ever tell you about the time I opened for Hootie & the Blowfish?
-Hootie & the what-now?
-Old Hootie, he was taking the world by storm with his sexy mid-tempo folk rock.
But there was something missing.
You know what it was?
-Knife? -No.
A one-man band talking lemon head like me.
-No. Knife!
-Ouch! -Ouch! That looked like it hurt.
You okay, Grandpa Lemon?
-[snoring]
-What the? How does someone fall asleep while getting cut in half?
-Oh. -[laughs]
Hey Grandpa Lemon,
you're a real pain in the "glass." [laughs]
-Oh, hey there, little fella.
What's your name? -[groans]
-[farts] -Gross!
That was disgusting, Grandpa Lemon.
-Okay, that one was me.
[chomps]
Captioned by SpongeSebastian