-⪠Ain't no party like a kitchen party,
'cause a kitchen party never stops âŞ

[laughs]

-Wha-- w-where am I?

-Hey! How's it goin'?

-Oh, hey there, little fella.
What's your name?

-I'm an orange.

-Well, it's nice to meet you, Boris.

-No, Orange.
-Oh, George.

-No. Orange!

-Oh, Orange.
Sorry about that.

My hearing's just
ain't what it used to be.

-I'll say.

-You can call me Grandpa Lemon.

-Okay! Hey, Grandpa Lemon!

-Who-who said that?
-I did.

Hey! Hey, Grandpa Lemon!

-Hey there, little fella.
What's your name?

-I told you. It's Orange.

-Whatever you say, George.

-Hey! Hey, Grandpa Lemon!
-What's that, Boris?

-Why are you such a sourpuss?

[laughing]
-[snoring]

-Hey. Grandpa Lemon?

Grandpa Lemon!

-[continues snoring]
-Grandpa Lemon!!

-Whoa! Oh, what? Wha-- who are you?

-I told you a million times already.
I'm an orange.

-Well, what are you doing in my house?
-[groans]

Hey, hey Grandpa Lemon!
-What?

-Chicken butt. [laughs]

-Chicken hut? Where's that?

-No, chicken butt.

-Check my butt?

-No, chicken... butt.
-You don't say.

You know, I didn't know that that's
what the kids are into these days.

-What? No, it's a joke.
-A joke?

Well, I've got one for ya.

Why did the porcupine cross the road?

-Why?
-[snoring]

-Oh, for crying out loud. Hey!

Hey!!
-Huh? What?

-So why did the
porcupine cross the road?

-Well, I don't know. Why?

-No. I'm asking you.
-Me what?

-About the joke.
-A joke?

Well, I've got one for ya.

So there's this porcupine, right?
-[growls]

-And he's-- [farts]

Whoops!
-Gross! That was disgusting.

-I think there's a barking spider in here.
[chuckles]

-What? Screw you guys.

You're always blaming
me for everything.

I'm outta here.
-(Orange) Whoa...

that guy really puts the
"rant" in "tarantula." [laughs]

-Hey Boris,

did I ever tell you about the time
I opened for Hootie & the Blowfish?

-Hootie & the what-now?

-Old Hootie, he was taking the world by
storm with his sexy mid-tempo folk rock.

But there was something missing.

You know what it was?

-Knife?
-No.

A one-man band talking
lemon head like me.

-No. Knife!

-Ouch!
-Ouch! That looked like it hurt.

You okay, Grandpa Lemon?

-[snoring]

-What the? How does someone fall
asleep while getting cut in half?

-Oh.
-[laughs]

Hey Grandpa Lemon,

you're a real pain in the "glass."
[laughs]

-Oh, hey there, little fella.

What's your name?
-[groans]

-[farts]
-Gross!

That was disgusting, Grandpa Lemon.

-Okay, that one was me.

[chomps]

Captioned by SpongeSebastian