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Oh, hell no!

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B----, move.

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Hey! PG-13, please.

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- What was that?[br]- Oh lord, it’s the queen bee.

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Regina George.

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Don't look her in the eye!

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You could be really hot...

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...if you change like, everything.

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Welcome to health and human sexuality.

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We will be getting into abstinence, of course,[br]then followed by in the spring,

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condoms and choking.

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You're learning things now that I don't know how to teach.

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Are you okay in there?

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We’re concerned you’re either doing drugs or having a toilet baby.

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Ew.

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We as women have to be able to support each other.

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Get in, loser.

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Welcome, Cady.

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You're never going to believe what I found this morning.

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Your burn book.

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Mom, go make snacks.

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For sure. For sure, Regina, yeah.

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Do you like gum?

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- Sure.[br]- Oh, no, I don't have any.

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I was just...

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You're a mess.

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We will help you Cady.

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(all screaming)

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Why are you dressed so scary?

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It's Halloween.

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Cady, if you don't dress slutty,

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that is slut shaming us.

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That's just unprofessional.

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What? What's this?

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We're going to make her pay.

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What we've done is make Regina hotter and revived the wet look.

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Dance break.

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Who wrote all this junk?

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(crowd gasping)

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Cady pushed her.

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Regina really should be lifting through her glutes.

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Ugh! Look at this thing!

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- I can’t even see it.[br]- It’s sexy, like a face breast.

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Je m'appelle Cady.

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Incorrect.

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You have to pick a French name.

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- Chanel.[br]- No.

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Celine Dion.

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No.

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Beyoncé.