Oh, hell no!

B----, move.

Hey! PG-13, please.

What was that? - Oh lord, it’s the queen bee.

Regina George.

Don't look her in the eye!

You could be really hot if you change like, everything.

Welcome to health and human sexuality.

We will be getting into abstinence, of course, then followed by in the spring,

condoms and choking.

You're learning things now that I don't know how to teach.

Are you okay in there?

We’re concerned you’re either doing drugs or having a toilet baby.

Ew.

We as women have to be able to support each other.

Get in, loser.

Welcome, Cady.

You're never going to believe what I found this morning.

Your burn book.

Mom, go make snacks.

For sure. For sure, Regina, yeah.

Do you like gum?

- Sure.
- Oh, no, I don't have any.

I was just

You're a mess.

We will help you Cady.

(all screaming)

Why are you dressed so scary?

It's Halloween.

Cady, if you don't dress slutty,

that is slut shaming us.

That's just unprofessional.

What? What's this?

We're going to make her pay.

What we've done is make Regina hotter and revived the wet look.

Dance break.

Who wrote all this junk?

Cady pushed her.

Regina really should be lifting through her glutes.

Ugh! Look at this thing!

I can’t even see it. - It’s sexy, like a face breast.

Je m'appelle Cady.

Incorrect.

You have to pick a French name.

Chanel. - No.

Celine Dion.

No.

Beyoncé.