-(Orange) Hey, Apple!
Hey! Apple, hey! Hey, Apple!
-Is there something I can help you with, Orange?
-You're funny-looking. [laughs]
-Yes, you keep saying that.
-Hey! Hey, Apple! -Yes?
-Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
-Uhh... -Like this. Errl...
-Point of fact, Orange: you don't have a nose.
-You're not trying. Errl...
-I don't have a nose either.
-Come on. It's fun. Errl...
-Quit it! -You're no fun.
I bet you can't do anything cool.
-Well, sure I can. I can do all kinds of things.
I could tell you our exact GPS coordinates at this--
-Bo-ring!
Hey, hey Apple! I bet you can't spit orange juice.
[hacks, juice trickling]
-Ugh! Hey, don't do that. My warranty's almost up.
-Still bored. -I could help you do your taxes.
-Snoresville, USA.
Population: Apple. [laughs]
-Well, how about I show you my extensive music collection?
-'Cause it's boring.
-I have ABBA. -Your music sucks.
-Would you like to hear some Nickelback?
-I can make much better music.
♪ La-la-la, la-la, la-la-la, la, la ♪
-Please stop that. -♪ La-la-la-la-la, la, la ♪
-That's really annoying! -♪ La la la la la la ♪
-Stop it! -[laughs]
-You know what I can do?
I can Autotune you and make you less annoying.
-Uh-uh, no you can't.
[Autotuned]: ♪ La-la-la-la, la, la-la-la ♪
♪ Na-na-na-na, na, na-na ♪
[laughs]
That's awesome! Do this, do this.
♪ La-la-la, la, la-ah ♪
♪ La-la-la-la, la-ah, hey! ♪
[Autotuned]: ♪ La-la-la, la, la-ah ♪
♪ La-la-la-la, la-ah, hey! ♪
[laughs]
Whoa, you're pretty awesome, Apple.
-Well, thank you.
-But you still can't spit orange juice.
[hacks, juice trickling]
-Ugh-ugh! Dude, you're getting juice in my electronics.
-Whoops! [laughs] -[growls]
-Uh, uh-oh. -What, Orange?
-Do you smell that?
-I told you, Orange. We don't have noses.
-Smells like... smoke.
-The only thing I smell is...
[short-circuits, sniffs]
Uh-oh.
[sparks buzzing] -Ugh!
Apple? Apple?
[disappointed]: Oh.
Mm, I liked Apple too.
Oh, well.
Hey, Blackberry!
-Uh, not right now, man.
My battery is seriously low.
-No, not you. You.
-Hey, Orange! What's going on?
-Knife.
[blackberries scream]
Captioned by SpongeSebastian