-(Orange)
Hey, Apple!

Hey! Apple, hey! Hey, Apple!

-Is there something I
can help you with, Orange?

-You're funny-looking. [laughs]

-Yes, you keep saying that.

-Hey! Hey, Apple!
-Yes?

-Can you touch your
nose with your tongue?

-Uhh...
-Like this. Errl...

-Point of fact, Orange:
you don't have a nose.

-You're not trying. Errl...

-I don't have a nose either.

-Come on. It's fun. Errl...

-Quit it!
-You're no fun.

I bet you can't do anything cool.

-Well, sure I can.
I can do all kinds of things.

I could tell you our exact
GPS coordinates at this--

-Bo-ring!

Hey, hey Apple!
I bet you can't spit orange juice.

[hacks, juice trickling]

-Ugh! Hey, don't do that.
My warranty's almost up.

-Still bored.
-I could help you do your taxes.

-Snoresville, USA.

Population: Apple. [laughs]

-Well, how about I show you
my extensive music collection?

-'Cause it's boring.

-I have ABBA.
-Your music sucks.

-Would you like to
hear some Nickelback?

-I can make much better music.

♪ La-la-la, la-la, la-la-la, la, la ♪

-Please stop that. 
-♪ La-la-la-la-la, la, la ♪

-That's really annoying!
-♪ La la la la la la ♪

-Stop it!
-[laughs]

-You know what I can do?

I can Autotune you and
make you less annoying.

-Uh-uh, no you can't.

[Autotuned]:
♪ La-la-la-la, la, la-la-la ♪

♪ Na-na-na-na, na, na-na ♪

[laughs]

That's awesome!
Do this, do this.

♪ La-la-la, la, la-ah ♪

♪ La-la-la-la, la-ah, hey! ♪

[Autotuned]:
♪ La-la-la, la, la-ah ♪

♪ La-la-la-la, la-ah, hey! ♪

[laughs]

Whoa, you're pretty awesome, Apple.

-Well, thank you.

-But you still can't spit orange juice.

[hacks, juice trickling]

-Ugh-ugh! Dude, you're
getting juice in my electronics.

-Whoops! [laughs]
-[growls]

-Uh, uh-oh.
-What, Orange?

-Do you smell that?

-I told you, Orange.
We don't have noses.

-Smells like... smoke.

-The only thing I smell is...

[short-circuits, sniffs]

Uh-oh.

[sparks buzzing]
-Ugh!

Apple? Apple?

[disappointed]:
Oh.

Mm, I liked Apple too.

Oh, well.

Hey, Blackberry!

-Uh, not right now, man.

My battery is seriously low.

-No, not you. You.

-Hey, Orange! What's going on?

-Knife.

[blackberries scream]

Captioned by SpongeSebastian