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-(Orange)
Hey, Apple!

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Hey! Apple, hey! Hey, Apple!

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-Is there something I
can help you with, Orange?

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-You're funny-looking. [laughs]

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-Yes, you keep saying that.

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-Hey! Hey, Apple!
-Yes?

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-Can you touch your
nose with your tongue?

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-Uhh...
-Like this. Errl...

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-Point of fact, Orange:
you don't have a nose.

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-You're not trying. Errl...

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-I don't have a nose either.

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-Come on. It's fun. Errl...

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-Quit it!
-You're no fun.

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I bet you can't do anything cool.

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-Well, sure I can.
I can do all kinds of things.

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I could tell you our exact
GPS coordinates at this--

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-Bo-ring!

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Hey, hey Apple!
I bet you can't spit orange juice.

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[hacks, juice trickling]

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-Ugh! Hey, don't do that.
My warranty's almost up.

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-Still bored.
-I could help you do your taxes.

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-Snoresville, USA.

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Population: Apple. [laughs]

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-Well, how about I show you
my extensive music collection?

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-'Cause it's boring.

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-I have ABBA.
-Your music sucks.

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-Would you like to
hear some Nickelback?

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-I can make much better music.

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♪ La-la-la, la-la, la-la-la, la, la ♪

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-Please stop that. 
-♪ La-la-la-la-la, la, la ♪

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-That's really annoying!
-♪ La la la la la la ♪

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-Stop it!
-[laughs]

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-You know what I can do?

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I can Autotune you and
make you less annoying.

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-Uh-uh, no you can't.

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[Autotuned]:
♪ La-la-la-la, la, la-la-la ♪

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♪ Na-na-na-na, na, na-na ♪

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[laughs]

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That's awesome!
Do this, do this.

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♪ La-la-la, la, la-ah ♪

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♪ La-la-la-la, la-ah, hey! ♪

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[Autotuned]:
♪ La-la-la, la, la-ah ♪

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♪ La-la-la-la, la-ah, hey! ♪

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[laughs]

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Whoa, you're pretty awesome, Apple.

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-Well, thank you.

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-But you still can't spit orange juice.

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[hacks, juice trickling]

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-Ugh-ugh! Dude, you're
getting juice in my electronics.

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-Whoops! [laughs]
-[growls]

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-Uh, uh-oh.
-What, Orange?

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-Do you smell that?

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-I told you, Orange.
We don't have noses.

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-Smells like... smoke.

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-The only thing I smell is...

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[short-circuits, sniffs]

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Uh-oh.

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[sparks buzzing]
-Ugh!

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Apple? Apple?

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[disappointed]:
Oh.

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Mm, I liked Apple too.

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Oh, well.

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Hey, Blackberry!

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-Uh, not right now, man.

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My battery is seriously low.

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-No, not you. You.

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-Hey, Orange! What's going on?

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-Knife.

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[blackberries scream]

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Captioned by SpongeSebastian