0:00:01.235,0:00:02.069 -I remember the other sketch 0:00:02.069,0:00:03.804 that a lot of people bring up is 0:00:03.804,0:00:05.372 when you and Rachel Dratch[br]do "The Lovahs." 0:00:05.372,0:00:07.040 -Oh, "The Lovers," yes.[br]-The lovers in the hot tub. 0:00:07.040,0:00:08.675 -Yeah, yeah, yeah.[br][ Cheers ] 0:00:08.675,0:00:11.011 Professor Klarvin, I believe.[br]Yes. 0:00:11.011,0:00:13.413 -It was a bizarre sketch.[br]I think it started 0:00:13.413,0:00:16.015 with just me as -- I always[br]go to a different hotel. 0:00:16.015,0:00:17.484 -Uh-huh.[br]-And I would end up 0:00:17.484,0:00:18.785 in a hot tub, like,[br]kind of enjoying, like, 0:00:18.785,0:00:20.053 "There's no one in the hot tub.[br]This is fun." 0:00:20.053,0:00:21.688 And then two of[br]the creepiest humans... 0:00:21.688,0:00:22.756 -Yeah.[br][ Laughter ] 0:00:22.756,0:00:24.324 -...came and got[br]in the hot tub with me. 0:00:24.324,0:00:25.959 -With you and Drew Barrymore.[br]-Oh, yeah. 0:00:25.959,0:00:27.961 -And I think -- 0:00:27.961,0:00:29.830 I thought I was sitting[br]next to you, but I'm not. 0:00:29.830,0:00:32.566 I'm sitting across from you.[br]But I just remember trying 0:00:32.566,0:00:36.303 to get my foot in your crotch[br]during the sketch. 0:00:36.303,0:00:37.404 [ Laughter ] 0:00:40.908,0:00:42.643 -Excuse me? 0:00:42.643,0:00:45.112 E-Excuse me.[br]-What? 0:00:45.112,0:00:46.914 What? Y-Yes? 0:00:46.914,0:00:49.249 -We were wondering, 0:00:49.249,0:00:53.120 is this your first time at[br]the Welshly Arms Hotel? 0:00:53.120,0:00:55.322 -Uh, yeah. 0:00:55.322,0:00:59.526 -Mm. And are you here[br]without a lov-ah? 0:01:01.595,0:01:02.763 -Well, I am by myself. 0:01:02.763,0:01:04.631 I'm just staying here[br]on business. 0:01:04.631,0:01:07.668 -Hmm.[br]-We frequent the Welshly Arms. 0:01:07.668,0:01:08.902 -Yes. 0:01:08.902,0:01:13.273 -We find it a perfect quick[br]lov-ah's getaway. 0:01:13.273,0:01:14.508 -Yes. 0:01:14.508,0:01:16.343 Oh, oh.[br]Oh, forgive me. 0:01:16.343,0:01:20.714 We are professors[br]Roger and Virginia Klarvin. 0:01:21.348,0:01:22.683 -And your name? 0:01:22.683,0:01:24.585 -Uh, Dave. 0:01:24.585,0:01:25.719 -Ah![br]-Ah! 0:01:25.719,0:01:27.454 -Hmm! 0:01:27.454,0:01:30.157 -Dave, may I share[br]something with you? 0:01:30.157,0:01:31.892 -I guess.[br]I'm really just trying to-- 0:01:31.892,0:01:36.430 -I find when one first enters[br]the scalding waters 0:01:36.430,0:01:39.233 of the hot tub, 0:01:39.233,0:01:41.635 it is not unlike[br]your first encounter 0:01:41.635,0:01:42.703 with a new lov-ah. 0:01:42.703,0:01:43.971 -Mm! 0:01:43.971,0:01:47.140 I remember the first time[br]Roger and I made love. 0:01:47.140,0:01:48.842 -Yes.[br]-Yes. 0:01:48.842,0:01:52.212 We had pulled over[br]after a long Sunday drive. 0:01:52.212,0:01:54.348 Roger led me to a clearing, 0:01:54.348,0:01:58.886 laid me down upon[br]a bed of fresh meadow grasses. 0:01:58.886,0:02:01.522 He then rubbed my nubile body 0:02:01.522,0:02:05.125 with fruit liniments[br]and Noxzema. 0:02:06.260,0:02:11.431 Then he artfully covered my back[br]with melted butter and cloves. 0:02:11.431,0:02:15.636 And until[br]the flies and ants came, 0:02:15.636,0:02:18.405 methinks it was[br]the finest lovemaking 0:02:18.405,0:02:19.673 the world had ever known. 0:02:19.673,0:02:21.909 -Yes.[br]-Hmm. 0:02:21.909,0:02:23.544 -Are you listening, Dave? 0:02:23.544,0:02:26.013 -Yeah.[br]I'm just tired, that's all. 0:02:26.013,0:02:29.082 -Ah![br]-Ah! 0:02:29.082,0:02:33.287 -Is that the professors[br]Virginia and Roger Klarvin? 0:02:33.287,0:02:36.256 -Oh, what a surprise![br]-Oh, what a surprise! 0:02:36.256,0:02:38.959 It's our dear friend[br]Barbara Hernandez. 0:02:38.959,0:02:41.428 -Yes.[br]-Hmm! 0:02:41.428,0:02:45.966 -Barbara, what brings you to[br]the prestigious Welshly Arms? 0:02:45.966,0:02:51.471 -The usual -- quiet strolls,[br]family-style dining, archery. 0:02:51.471,0:02:55.309 -Well, please,[br]join us in the hot tub. 0:02:55.309,0:02:57.845 -Thank you, Roger.[br]-Yes. It's very refreshing. 0:02:57.845,0:03:00.647 -It simply is divine.[br]-Yes. 0:03:00.647,0:03:03.383 Barbara, dare I ask? 0:03:03.383,0:03:06.320 Are you no longer with your[br]lov-ah, Mitchell? 0:03:06.320,0:03:08.689 -Well, as you know, Mitchell was 0:03:08.689,0:03:10.791 the most skillful[br]and creative lov-ah. 0:03:10.791,0:03:12.759 -Oh, yes![br]-Oh, yes! 0:03:12.759,0:03:15.195 -However,[br]his love for me was exceeded 0:03:15.195,0:03:19.399 by his love for[br]sweet wine and dog racing. 0:03:19.399,0:03:23.303 So now I can turn my attention[br]fully to my first love... 0:03:23.303,0:03:25.205 archery. 0:03:25.205,0:03:30.344 -Dave...Dave...Dave... 0:03:30.344,0:03:33.814 David.[br]-[ Laughing ] Yes? 0:03:33.814,0:03:35.549 -David.[br]-Right. 0:03:35.549,0:03:37.351 -Our dear friend, 0:03:37.351,0:03:42.422 Barbara Hernandez,[br]is the top female archer 0:03:42.422,0:03:44.224 in the Northeast Division. 0:03:44.224,0:03:47.427 -That's unbelievable. 0:03:49.029,0:03:50.764 -Does anyone care for[br]spiced lamb shanks? 0:03:50.764,0:03:52.266 -Come on.[br]-Oh! 0:03:52.266,0:03:53.267 -What is -- what is that? 0:03:53.267,0:03:55.836 -Well, at this point[br]during the soak, 0:03:55.836,0:03:59.473 my lov-ah and I[br]usually crave spiced meats. 0:04:03.744,0:04:05.646 [ Laughing ] We always... 0:04:09.550,0:04:15.022 We always order them up special[br]from the Welshly Arms kitchen 0:04:15.022,0:04:17.391 and keep them here[br]in this Igloo cooler. 0:04:17.391,0:04:21.728 -The Welshly Arms[br]is renowned for its shanks. 0:04:21.728,0:04:25.132 -Yeah, wonderful shanks.[br]-I'm good, I'm good, actually. 0:04:25.132,0:04:29.036 -Alright. You're missing out on[br]some good shanks. 0:04:29.036,0:04:35.075 -We should mention that although[br]the waters above appear calm, 0:04:35.075,0:04:39.179 below the surface,[br]there is a frenzy of activity. 0:04:45.786,0:04:49.790 Hands groping,[br]fingers fluttering, 0:04:49.790,0:04:54.161 thighs twitching in[br]the anticipation of lovemaking 0:04:54.161,0:05:00.968 that will take place in this[br]hot tub in less than 12 minutes. 0:05:00.968,0:05:03.837 -I'm getting kind of pruney.[br]I'm out. 0:05:03.837,0:05:05.072 -Wait, wait, wait.[br]-Wait, Dave, Dave. 0:05:05.072,0:05:08.742 -Barbara, you are sans lov-ah. 0:05:08.742,0:05:11.845 Dave, you a[br]weary business traveler. 0:05:11.845,0:05:15.916 Perhaps Cupid's aim is as sharp[br]as that of Barbara Hernandez. 0:05:15.916,0:05:17.417 -Perhaps. 0:05:17.417,0:05:19.119 -I-I-I don't know.[br]I think I'll just-- 0:05:19.119,0:05:24.124 -David, don't be alarmed by[br]the professors Klarvin. 0:05:24.124,0:05:26.593 I remember myself[br]when I first met 0:05:26.593,0:05:29.396 Rog and Virg at the university. 0:05:29.396,0:05:32.132 We were taking a camping trip[br]to the Grand Canyon. 0:05:32.132,0:05:33.233 -Yes. 0:05:33.233,0:05:35.669 -After a supper of[br]jackrabbit haunches, 0:05:35.669,0:05:37.871 we laid out beneath the stars. 0:05:37.871,0:05:40.607 -Somewhere in the distance, 0:05:40.607,0:05:44.244 we heard the pounding of[br]native drums. 0:05:52.553,0:05:55.122 Was it...[br][ Laughter ] 0:05:55.122,0:05:57.224 Was it in our minds? 0:05:57.224,0:05:58.926 We don't know. 0:05:58.926,0:06:01.828 [ Cheers and applause ] 0:06:07.768,0:06:10.671 -That night,[br]the great eagle spirit himself 0:06:10.671,0:06:15.108 appeared at our tent and[br]beckoned us to make love. 0:06:15.108,0:06:20.080 We submitted to its[br]ravenous desires 0:06:20.080,0:06:25.185 as the three of us became[br]one with the great eagle spirit. 0:06:25.185,0:06:30.123 -Turns out[br]the great eagle spirit 0:06:30.123,0:06:36.296 was actually a fugitive trucker[br]by the name of Rich Crenshaw. 0:06:36.296,0:06:41.134 -Maybe I'm just, uh,[br]road-weary, but, uh... 0:06:41.134,0:06:43.704 that's a pretty beautiful story. 0:06:43.704,0:06:45.506 -Lov-ah. 0:06:45.506,0:06:49.710 Would you care to see my bed[br]adorned with hibiscus petals 0:06:49.710,0:06:55.249 and my photo of[br]me and Geena Davis? 0:06:55.249,0:06:57.551 -Geena Davis? That sounds nice. 0:06:57.551,0:07:01.088 -Goodbye, Dave.[br]-Bye, lov-ahs. 0:07:01.088,0:07:03.156 Oh![br]-Bye. 0:07:06.059,0:07:07.861 -You know... 0:07:09.396,0:07:11.398 -Nothing pleases me more than 0:07:11.398,0:07:15.903 seeing two new lovers[br]take off in the night mist. 0:07:15.903,0:07:17.471 -Yes, lover, I think there's 0:07:17.471,0:07:20.274 only one reward[br]for the job we've done. 0:07:20.274,0:07:23.577 -Let the screams of our[br]lovemaking reverberate off 0:07:23.577,0:07:25.846 the roof of the Welshly Arms... 0:07:25.846,0:07:28.682 -Oh, lov-ah.[br]-...and into the night sky. 0:07:28.682,0:07:30.117 -Oh, lov-ah. 0:07:30.117,0:07:32.452 -Ow! Ow, my back! 0:07:32.452,0:07:34.888 -What?[br]-My -- my back. 0:07:34.888,0:07:36.290 -Is it your back? What? 0:07:36.290,0:07:37.824 I thought the[br]water might help with your -- 0:07:37.824,0:07:41.461 -Well, it doesn't help![br]Get the hell off me! 0:07:41.461,0:07:43.463 [ Cheers and applause ] 0:07:44.464,0:07:46.500 -Right before I said my line...[br]-Yeah, exactly. 0:07:46.500,0:07:47.968 -...you'd give me a little,[br]like, squeeze on the kneecap... 0:07:47.968,0:07:49.036 -Yeah, yeah.[br]-...or something like... 0:07:49.036,0:07:50.771 -Which was --[br]I'm just in character. 0:07:50.771,0:07:54.007 [ Laughter ][br]Buh, uh... 0:07:54.007,0:07:55.309 -But I mean,[br]I always remember just crying. 0:07:55.309,0:07:58.111 -But it added to the hijinks.[br]-Crying laughing, dude. 0:07:58.111,0:07:59.980 'Cause we didn't do it at dress.[br]There was so many things 0:07:59.980,0:08:03.183 that, like -- I would just --[br]Gosh, I got in so much trouble. 0:08:03.183,0:08:05.219 I mean, Lorne didn't like it.[br]-No. 0:08:05.219,0:08:06.620 -No.[br]-But I love -- 0:08:06.620,0:08:08.755 -The writers didn't like it.[br]-I love trying to get you there.