Case of the Missing Hare

Pardon me, doc. Fresh out of carrots.

Low bridge.

I live here. That's my home, such as it is.

Look, doc, do I go around
nailing signs over your house?

Do I?

There's still such a thing
as private property, you know.

Did you ever hear of the inalienable right
of the sanctity of the home?

Forgive me, my friend.

Do you like blacksberries' pie?

No. No.

Did you say blackberry pie?

Yum. Yummy.

Well, have some! [laughs]

What a dumb bunny. [laughs]

Of course, you realize this means war.

And now from the empty hat I will...

Pull a live rabbit. Yes. [laughs]

Rootah, vootah, zoot!

And observe, a rabbit! Yes.

[audience laughs]

Guess who?

You?

Yes, me.

You didn't expect to see me again, Svengali?

Go away, please.

You dumb rabbits-bunny.

You are for to ruining my act.

Wrong, doc. I'm gonna help you.

Let's see now.

You was trying to...

Pull a rabbit out of the hat.

Regardez!

Rootah, vootah, zoot!

[audience applauds]

Carrot? Yes, yes.

Come out and get a nice carrot,
pretty bunny.

I got him.

On the contrary, I've got you.

[humming]

Ladies and gentle peoples,

for my next illusion I will require

the assistance of a small boy
from the audience.

I shall be happy to assist you, sir.

I shall now attempt

to run razor-sharp swords through the basket.

There's nothing for you to fear. It's a trick.

The swords do not penetrate. No.

Ooh!

Ow! Ooh!

Ooh! Ow!

Ooh! Agony!

Ooh! Agony! Agony! Agony!

Ooh, ow, ooh, ow.

Does it hurt very much, sonny boy?

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
eight, nine, ten! Red light!

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Red light!

One, two, three, four, five. Red light!

One. Red light!

En garde! Touche! Cafe au Lait!
Au revior! Zoot! Zoot!

What a performance, D'Artagnan.

What a performance! [laughs]

If I do'd it, I'd get a whipping.

I do'd it.

♪ Aloha Oe, farewell to thee. ♪

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