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These are dark times, young Cuke.

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What do you mean, Obi-Wan Cannoli?

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For over a thousand generations, organic food like us

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lived in harmony with the ways of the farm

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The farm?

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Yes, Cuke.

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The farm is what gives us our power

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It's a kind of a ... field that creates all edible things.

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Wow...

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But alas,

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the market has been taken over by -

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the dark side of the farm.

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An empire of pollution

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and pesticides

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has ruthlessly conquered the market,

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nearly wiping out our organic birthright

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with unsustainable short-sighted practices

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like...

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genetic-engineering

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irradiation

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and massive chemical pesticide use.

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Seduced by artificially lower prices,

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people don't even want to know

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where their food comes from.

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The true ways of the farm are now

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almost forgotten.

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( shocked exclamation )

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But there is a new hope.

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A growing resistance called

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The Organic Rebellion

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is fighting back.

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Tofu D2, where are you?

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You must learn the ways of the farm if you are

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to join the rebellion and rescue Princess Lettuce.

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Help me Obi Wan Cannoli.

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You're my only hope.

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Wow ...

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Of course you will need to find friends

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to help you on your way.

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[jazz and chatter]

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I'm Ham Solo, captain of the Millennium Scallion.

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I hear you're looking for a passage to

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the Organic System.

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Yes, indeed.

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If it's a fast ship.

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Sure is and I got the best co-pilot

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in the produce section.

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Chewbroccoli!

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There will be many dangers.

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Watch out for those Thai Fighters!

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I see 'em, I see 'em.

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Quick! They're headed for that small moon!

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That's no moon.

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That's a melon.

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The Death Melon!

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That giant fruit threatens us all.

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[gasp]

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A little too tall for an egg, aren't you?

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Oh, the uniform.

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I'm Cuke Skywalker.

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I'm here to rescue you.

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I'm here with Obi-Wan Cannoli.

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Come on!

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For luck. (smooch)

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Your path will not be easy,

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for you must confront the Evil Lord of the Dark Side.

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Huh?

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Darth Tater.

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Tater was once a pupil of mine

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before he turned to the dark side of the farm.

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He's now more chemical than vegetable,

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twisted and evil.

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He betrayed and murdered your father,

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Organican Skywalker.

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Owww!

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Obi-Wan never told you about your father.

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He told me enough!

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He told me you killed him!

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No, I am your father.

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That's really impossible.

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Search your peelings, Cuke.

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You know it to be true.

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Join me and together we can rule the supermarket

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as father and son.

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Nooo!

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I'll never join you!

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Learn about the farm Cuke!

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Help the rebels expose the dark side's

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technological shortcuts and their true costs.

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We must win this battle!

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Lose the farm, Cuke.

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Stretch out with your peelings.

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It's up to you, Cuke.

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You're the rebel's last hope.

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Isn't that right, Yogurt?

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Strong with the farm he is but our last hope?

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Cuke is not.

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There is another -

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You!

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When the market you visit, you can keep

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your family and your planet safe

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from the dark side by choosing organic.

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May the farm be with you! Always!