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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.60,0:00:25.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These are dark times, young Cuke.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.55,0:00:28.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you mean, Obi-Wan Cannoli?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.05,0:00:31.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For over a thousand generations, organic food like us
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.74,0:00:35.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lived in harmony with the ways of the farm
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.12,0:00:36.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The farm?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.67,0:00:37.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, Cuke.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.84,0:00:40.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The farm is what gives us our power
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.30,0:00:44.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a kind of a ... field that creates all edible things.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.64,0:00:46.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.36,0:00:47.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But alas,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.56,0:00:49.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the market has been taken over by -
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.22,0:00:53.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the dark side of the farm.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.77,0:00:56.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,An empire of pollution
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.11,0:00:57.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and pesticides
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.27,0:01:00.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,has ruthlessly conquered the market,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.13,0:01:03.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nearly wiping out our organic birthright
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.28,0:01:06.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with unsustainable short-sighted practices
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.09,0:01:06.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.73,0:01:08.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,genetic-engineering
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.32,0:01:10.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,irradiation
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.14,0:01:13.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and massive chemical pesticide use.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.52,0:01:16.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Seduced by artificially lower prices,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.18,0:01:17.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,people don't even want to know
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.72,0:01:20.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where their food comes from.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.20,0:01:22.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The true ways of the farm are now
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.13,0:01:23.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,almost forgotten.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.52,0:01:24.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( shocked exclamation )
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.02,0:01:27.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But there is a new hope.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.44,0:01:34.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A growing resistance called
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.26,0:01:35.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Organic Rebellion
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.71,0:01:37.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is fighting back.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.76,0:01:46.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tofu D2, where are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.85,0:01:52.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You must learn the ways of the farm if you are
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.88,0:01:56.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to join the rebellion and rescue Princess Lettuce.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.32,0:01:59.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Help me Obi Wan Cannoli.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.23,0:02:01.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're my only hope.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.09,0:02:02.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow ...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.60,0:02:05.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course you will need to find friends
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.06,0:02:06.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to help you on your way.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.78,0:02:09.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[jazz and chatter]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.75,0:02:38.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Ham Solo, captain of the Millennium Scallion.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.87,0:02:40.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hear you're looking for a passage to
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.52,0:02:41.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the Organic System.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.54,0:02:42.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, indeed.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.70,0:02:44.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If it's a fast ship.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.28,0:02:46.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure is and I got the best co-pilot
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.14,0:02:47.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the produce section.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.96,0:02:49.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chewbroccoli!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.97,0:02:53.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There will be many dangers.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.01,0:02:54.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Watch out for those Thai Fighters!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.38,0:02:59.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I see 'em, I see 'em.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.37,0:03:00.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quick! They're headed for that small moon!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.15,0:03:04.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's no moon.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.35,0:03:06.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a melon.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.86,0:03:09.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Death Melon!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.99,0:03:13.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That giant fruit threatens us all.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.45,0:03:18.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[gasp]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.28,0:03:24.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A little too tall for an egg, aren't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.17,0:03:25.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, the uniform.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.64,0:03:27.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Cuke Skywalker.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.55,0:03:28.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm here to rescue you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.54,0:03:30.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm here with Obi-Wan Cannoli.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.51,0:03:31.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.46,0:03:34.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For luck. (smooch)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.95,0:03:38.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your path will not be easy,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.78,0:03:41.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for you must confront the Evil Lord of the Dark Side.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.41,0:03:44.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.19,0:03:45.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Darth Tater.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.55,0:03:55.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tater was once a pupil of mine
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.01,0:03:58.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,before he turned to the dark side of the farm.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.20,0:04:01.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's now more chemical than vegetable,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.37,0:04:03.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,twisted and evil.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.41,0:04:07.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He betrayed and murdered your father,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.13,0:04:09.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Organican Skywalker.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.22,0:04:11.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Owww!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.46,0:04:16.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Obi-Wan never told you about your father.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.62,0:04:18.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He told me enough!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.56,0:04:20.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He told me you killed him!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.63,0:04:24.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I am your father.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.70,0:04:27.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's really impossible.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.24,0:04:29.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Search your peelings, Cuke.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.51,0:04:31.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know it to be true.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.40,0:04:34.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Join me and together we can rule the supermarket
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.62,0:04:36.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as father and son.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.02,0:04:37.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nooo!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.28,0:04:38.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll never join you!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.56,0:04:44.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Learn about the farm Cuke!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.14,0:04:45.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Help the rebels expose the dark side's
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.95,0:04:49.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,technological shortcuts and their true costs.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.11,0:04:50.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We must win this battle!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.60,0:05:04.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lose the farm, Cuke.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.62,0:05:08.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stretch out with your peelings.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.22,0:05:16.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's up to you, Cuke.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.09,0:05:18.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're the rebel's last hope.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.65,0:05:20.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Isn't that right, Yogurt?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.25,0:05:25.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Strong with the farm he is but our last hope?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.06,0:05:26.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cuke is not.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.29,0:05:27.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There is another -
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.70,0:05:28.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.10,0:05:31.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When the market you visit, you can keep
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.28,0:05:33.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your family and your planet safe
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.10,0:05:36.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from the dark side by choosing organic.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.11,0:05:40.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,May the farm be with you! Always!