These are dark times, young Cuke.
What do you mean, Obi-Wan Cannoli?
For over a thousand generations, organic food like us
lived in harmony with the ways of the farm
The farm?
Yes, Cuke.
The farm is what gives us our power
It's a kind of a ... field that creates all edible things.
Wow...
But alas,
the market has been taken over by -
the dark side of the farm.
An empire of pollution
and pesticides
has ruthlessly conquered the market,
nearly wiping out our organic birthright
with unsustainable short-sighted practices
like...
genetic-engineering
irradiation
and massive chemical pesticide use.
Seduced by artificially lower prices,
people don't even want to know
where their food comes from.
The true ways of the farm are now
almost forgotten.
( shocked exclamation )
But there is a new hope.
A growing resistance called
The Organic Rebellion
is fighting back.
Tofu D2, where are you?
You must learn the ways of the farm if you are
to join the rebellion and rescue Princess Lettuce.
Help me Obi Wan Cannoli.
You're my only hope.
Wow ...
Of course you will need to find friends
to help you on your way.
[jazz and chatter]
I'm Ham Solo, captain of the Millennium Scallion.
I hear you're looking for a passage to
the Organic System.
Yes, indeed.
If it's a fast ship.
Sure is and I got the best co-pilot
in the produce section.
Chewbroccoli!
There will be many dangers.
Watch out for those Thai Fighters!
I see 'em, I see 'em.
Quick! They're headed for that small moon!
That's no moon.
That's a melon.
The Death Melon!
That giant fruit threatens us all.
[gasp]
A little too tall for an egg, aren't you?
Oh, the uniform.
I'm Cuke Skywalker.
I'm here to rescue you.
I'm here with Obi-Wan Cannoli.
Come on!
For luck. (smooch)
Your path will not be easy,
for you must confront the Evil Lord of the Dark Side.
Huh?
Darth Tater.
Tater was once a pupil of mine
before he turned to the dark side of the farm.
He's now more chemical than vegetable,
twisted and evil.
He betrayed and murdered your father,
Organican Skywalker.
Owww!
Obi-Wan never told you about your father.
He told me enough!
He told me you killed him!
No, I am your father.
That's really impossible.
Search your peelings, Cuke.
You know it to be true.
Join me and together we can rule the supermarket
as father and son.
Nooo!
I'll never join you!
Learn about the farm Cuke!
Help the rebels expose the dark side's
technological shortcuts and their true costs.
We must win this battle!
Lose the farm, Cuke.
Stretch out with your peelings.
It's up to you, Cuke.
You're the rebel's last hope.
Isn't that right, Yogurt?
Strong with the farm he is but our last hope?
Cuke is not.
There is another -
You!
When the market you visit, you can keep
your family and your planet safe
from the dark side by choosing organic.
May the farm be with you! Always!