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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.39,0:00:02.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's my next car,\NFrancine.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.72,0:00:05.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The new Hummie\NC.O.K. Guzzler.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.04,0:00:07.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It runs on carbon,\Noxygen and potassium.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.61,0:00:08.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yeah...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.88,0:00:12.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the chemical symbol\Nfor potassium is K.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.34,0:00:14.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boy, my chemistry\Nis a little rusty,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.47,0:00:16.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but wouldn't it run cleaner\Nif they added
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.35,0:00:19.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,another carbon molecule\Nbefore the potassium?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.42,0:00:22.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then it would guzzle C.O.C.K.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.86,0:00:25.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know what\Nyou're talking about.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.19,0:00:27.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, wow, look at this\Nsticker price.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.99,0:00:30.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can we even afford\Nthis car, Stan?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.28,0:00:31.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course we can.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.56,0:00:32.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The trade-in\Nvalue of my SUV
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.97,0:00:35.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will cover a ton of\Nthe cost. Watch this.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.40,0:00:36.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(whistles)\NFelix.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.87,0:00:39.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Felix, I would like\Nto get 15 grand
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.07,0:00:41.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for the SUV\Nyou sold me a while back
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.34,0:00:43.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and put it towards\Na C.O.K. Guzzler.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.24,0:00:45.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stan, I'd love to get\Nyou started guzzling C.O.K.,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.78,0:00:47.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I'm afraid\Nthe Blue Book for your vehicle
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.01,0:00:49.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is barely $10,000.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.72,0:00:51.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I couldn't do\Nany more than that.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.32,0:00:55.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing uncontrollably)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.62,0:00:58.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll grant you,\Nsometimes my face smells bad,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.09,0:01:01.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but that doesn't mean my head's\Nfirmly planted in my ass, Felix.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.59,0:01:02.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't go over\N$10,000.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.100,0:01:05.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.23,0:01:07.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know this car\Ncan get fifteen,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.17,0:01:09.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'm not settling\Nfor a penny less.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.10,0:01:10.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll just sell it myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.44,0:01:12.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no, Stan,\Nreally?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.17,0:01:13.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you sure?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.24,0:01:14.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, I'm sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.74,0:01:15.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(sniffs)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.74,0:01:18.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wh-What is,\Nwhat is that smell?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.14,0:01:19.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think it's your face.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.81,0:01:21.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My God, it's getting worse.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.95,0:01:28.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This place is just what\NLangley Falls needs.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.05,0:01:30.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A chic lounge environment\Nfor young professionals.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.86,0:01:32.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If they need it so much,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.52,0:01:34.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how come there's nobody here?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.86,0:01:36.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna eat you one day.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.37,0:01:44.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My bar is dead.\NIt doesn't make sense.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.00,0:01:47.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I co-wrote City Slickers \Nwith Babaloo Mandel
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.24,0:01:48.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I can't do this?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.78,0:01:49.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(sighs)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.84,0:01:52.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We need a, we need a draw.\NWe need a hook.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.34,0:01:54.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WOMAN (faintly, in distance):\N♪ There's a saying old
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.71,0:01:58.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Says that love is blind
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.15,0:02:00.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Still we're often told,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.69,0:02:03.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ "Seek and ye shall find..."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.32,0:02:04.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My dear Lord.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.46,0:02:06.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ So I'm going to seek
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.56,0:02:09.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ A certain lad I had
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.100,0:02:13.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ In mind
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.50,0:02:15.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(grows louder):\N♪ Looking everywhere
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.30,0:02:17.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Haven't found him yet
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.84,0:02:20.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ He's the big affair
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.04,0:02:23.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I cannot forget
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.78,0:02:27.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(shower running)\N♪ Only man I ever think of
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.05,0:02:29.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ With regret...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.02,0:02:30.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(gasps)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.02,0:02:32.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Roger!\NOh, relax.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.25,0:02:34.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's nothing\NI haven't seen before.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.56,0:02:39.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You perv, get\Nout of here!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.32,0:02:41.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll leave, after\NI tell you this:
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.69,0:02:44.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You just got a job\Nsinging in my lounge.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.50,0:02:45.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really?\NShut up.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.80,0:02:48.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want you there tomorrow night\Nwearing something amazing.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.20,0:02:49.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, and don't worry\Nabout the camera.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.67,0:02:50.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's made of chocolate.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.94,0:02:52.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(electricity crackles)\NOw! Oh, that's right,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.44,0:02:55.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's the toilet camera\Nthat's chocolate.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.51,0:03:03.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, boy, that's on film.