1 00:00:00,906 --> 00:00:01,927 -What's up guys? 2 00:00:01,927 --> 00:00:07,082 Have you every gotten so drunk that like your friends start encouraging you to do stupid stuff like, 3 00:00:07,082 --> 00:00:08,758 "Hey, dude, jump over this sign. 4 00:00:08,758 --> 00:00:10,028 It'll be awesome." 5 00:00:15,582 --> 00:00:17,990 -[groans] 6 00:00:17,990 --> 00:00:19,861 -Oh! I think he broke his Hymen. 7 00:00:19,861 --> 00:00:20,597 Look at that. 8 00:00:20,597 --> 00:00:22,500 Almost... 9 00:00:22,500 --> 00:00:23,475 but not really. 10 00:00:23,475 --> 00:00:24,404 And the funny thing is, 11 00:00:24,404 --> 00:00:27,650 this is clearly one of those moments where you can hear him expressing doubt. 12 00:00:27,650 --> 00:00:28,909 -I don't know if I can do this. 13 00:00:28,909 --> 00:00:29,884 -Yeah, you can! 14 00:00:29,884 --> 00:00:32,502 -Yeah, you can. You can, bro. 15 00:00:32,502 --> 00:00:34,714 Bacardi makes you Superman. 16 00:00:34,714 --> 00:00:36,897 Okay, truthfully, I don't know if the guy's even drunk. 17 00:00:36,897 --> 00:00:38,485 I'm just judging by the way he runs. 18 00:00:38,485 --> 00:00:39,729 I mean, let's face it. 19 00:00:39,729 --> 00:00:41,494 He kind of runs like a girl. 20 00:00:41,494 --> 00:00:43,532 Just, you know, a little feminine, that's all I'm saying. 21 00:00:43,532 --> 00:00:46,474 Probably sits down to pee, that's what I'm getting at. 22 00:00:46,474 --> 00:00:49,250 I'm kidding, but he does kind of run like a Welshman, doesn't he? 23 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:51,628 [Welsh accent]: Doesn't he? Doesn't he run like a Welshman? 24 00:00:51,628 --> 00:00:55,271 Okay, I can honestly say that I've never covered a video like this. 25 00:00:55,271 --> 00:00:57,980 It's this guy and he's playing Madden '11, 26 00:00:57,980 --> 00:00:58,948 which is a great game, 27 00:00:58,948 --> 00:01:01,522 but this guy is like the best sports announcer ever. 28 00:01:01,522 --> 00:01:04,502 -Greg Jennings caught that s--t. 29 00:01:04,502 --> 00:01:05,873 Let's play the game. 30 00:01:05,873 --> 00:01:08,680 But, dawg, earlier dude, the nigga broke his f--king leg. 31 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:11,154 How is he running with a broken leg? 32 00:01:11,154 --> 00:01:14,745 Look at this nigga holding his s--t dude. 33 00:01:14,745 --> 00:01:17,392 Dawg, he put the team on his back. 34 00:01:17,392 --> 00:01:20,285 Let's go inside the mind of Greg Jennings. 35 00:01:20,285 --> 00:01:21,756 Bdrdbdbp. 36 00:01:21,756 --> 00:01:23,476 "Dawg, gotta do this s--t. 37 00:01:23,476 --> 00:01:25,658 I put the team on my f--king back, dude. 38 00:01:25,658 --> 00:01:28,642 My leg broke, I don't know how the f--k I'm running. 39 00:01:28,642 --> 00:01:31,835 I do this s--t for Madden." 40 00:01:31,835 --> 00:01:35,736 -I seriously have no idea what the hell this guy's talking about, 41 00:01:35,736 --> 00:01:38,569 but I want him announcing every single sporting event ever. 42 00:01:38,569 --> 00:01:40,333 Even tennis, you know, the US Open. 43 00:01:40,333 --> 00:01:43,555 Aw, dawg, look at this bitch Serena Williams with her big-old ass. 44 00:01:43,555 --> 00:01:45,260 And I haven't even played Madden in a while, 45 00:01:45,260 --> 00:01:47,717 and I had no idea it was getting so realistic 46 00:01:47,717 --> 00:01:49,761 with him holding his injured leg. 47 00:01:49,761 --> 00:01:50,261 Look at him. 48 00:01:50,261 --> 00:01:52,620 He is running to tell dat, home boy. 49 00:01:52,620 --> 00:01:55,984 But wait, I don't want NFL games getting too realistic. 50 00:01:55,984 --> 00:01:59,420 I don't wanna turn on the Xbox to see the Jets harass a Mexican reporter 51 00:01:59,420 --> 00:02:01,678 or see cell phone pics of Brett Favre's penis. 52 00:02:01,678 --> 00:02:02,903 And another thing, 53 00:02:02,903 --> 00:02:04,993 if the player had a broken leg like that, 54 00:02:04,993 --> 00:02:06,831 why wouldn't you [?] 55 00:02:06,831 --> 00:02:08,169 No, but I love this guy's commentary. 56 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:10,341 And even at the end he says something weird. 57 00:02:10,341 --> 00:02:12,714 -49-20, man f--k. 58 00:02:12,714 --> 00:02:14,185 F--k you, Gumby! 59 00:02:14,185 --> 00:02:15,522 -What the hell? Who the hell's Gumby? 60 00:02:15,522 --> 00:02:17,327 Is that another player online 61 00:02:17,327 --> 00:02:20,008 or is he talking about... Gumby? 62 00:02:20,008 --> 00:02:22,548 So I've been meaning to review this last video forever. 63 00:02:22,548 --> 00:02:24,266 And it was a slow week for viral videos, 64 00:02:24,266 --> 00:02:26,866 not enough kitty cats doing cute s--t, I guess. 65 00:02:26,866 --> 00:02:28,167 So I was finally able to review it. 66 00:02:28,167 --> 00:02:29,885 Now the video itself is six months old, 67 00:02:29,885 --> 00:02:31,473 but the prank is way older. 68 00:02:31,473 --> 00:02:33,512 The idea is you take a wooden spoon 69 00:02:33,512 --> 00:02:35,723 you put it in your mouth and you hit each other in the head with it, 70 00:02:35,723 --> 00:02:38,337 but this dude here is about to get pranked. 71 00:02:38,337 --> 00:02:44,314 -[speaking Icelandic] 72 00:02:44,314 --> 00:02:50,040 -[screams] 73 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:52,275 -So, they're apparently speaking Icelandic. 74 00:02:52,275 --> 00:02:54,219 I don't know what the guy's saying. 75 00:02:54,219 --> 00:02:56,030 Probably something like Bjork! 76 00:02:56,030 --> 00:03:00,298 Bjork is all I know about Iceland. 77 00:03:00,298 --> 00:03:03,275 Anyway, 750,000 views, this video's great, 78 00:03:03,275 --> 00:03:07,623 'cause it shows that you can trick anyone and make them mad enough to turn into Tourette's guy. 79 00:03:12,838 --> 00:03:14,944 -[yelling] 80 00:03:18,052 --> 00:03:19,924 -God, I didn't think it hurt that bad. 81 00:03:19,924 --> 00:03:23,708 It's funny 'cause my brother used to play that same trick on me, 82 00:03:23,708 --> 00:03:26,047 except he hit me with a hammer. 83 00:03:26,047 --> 00:03:29,560 And honestly, I would get all mad and start cursing too like, 84 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:31,195 Agh, God! F--k you, Gumby! 85 00:03:31,195 --> 00:03:32,365 'Cause let's face it, 86 00:03:32,365 --> 00:03:34,136 it's easy to blame Gumby for everything, 87 00:03:34,136 --> 00:03:36,387 'cause Gumby's kind of an a--hole. 88 00:03:36,387 --> 00:03:36,887 What? I'm just sayin'. 89 00:03:36,887 --> 00:03:37,618 Somebody's got to say it. 90 00:03:37,618 --> 00:03:39,034 But you know what else blames Gumby? 91 00:03:39,034 --> 00:03:42,099 The comment question of the day, which comes from a user named, bing!, 92 00:03:42,099 --> 00:03:43,121 and she said... 93 00:03:43,121 --> 00:03:45,874 -Hi, Ray, so men vs. women, 94 00:03:45,874 --> 00:03:47,947 what makes you better than the other gender? 95 00:03:47,947 --> 00:03:48,916 -All right, that's a good one, 96 00:03:48,916 --> 00:03:51,619 so men are better because... 97 00:03:51,619 --> 00:03:54,452 or women are better because... 98 00:03:54,452 --> 00:03:57,078 Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comments section below 99 00:03:57,078 --> 00:03:58,115 or on Facebook or Twitter. 100 00:03:58,115 --> 00:04:01,186 But thanks for watching today's episode of =3. 101 00:04:01,186 --> 00:04:03,062 I'm Ray William Johnson and I approve this message. 102 00:04:03,062 --> 00:04:03,997 So tell me guys, 103 00:04:03,997 --> 00:04:05,335 who let the dogs out? 104 00:04:05,335 --> 00:04:11,170 [Stalkin' Your Mom by Wax playing] 105 00:04:11,170 --> 00:04:14,565 Captioned by SpongeSebastian 106 00:04:37,288 --> 00:04:42,020 Can you--I don't know if you can see that there with the quality of the camera, 107 00:04:42,020 --> 00:04:44,861 but I actually burnt myself eating a Pop-Tart. 108 00:04:44,861 --> 00:04:46,800 I guess that's what I get for not eating healthy. 109 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:49,251 I was like, "Ah! F--k you, Gumby!" 110 00:04:49,251 --> 00:04:50,243 or whatever.