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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.91,0:00:01.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What's up guys?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.93,0:00:07.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you every gotten so drunk that like your friends start encouraging you to do stupid stuff like,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.08,0:00:08.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Hey, dude, jump over this sign.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.76,0:00:10.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It'll be awesome."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.58,0:00:17.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-[groans]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.99,0:00:19.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh! I think he broke his Hymen.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.86,0:00:20.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at that.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.60,0:00:22.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Almost...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.50,0:00:23.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but not really.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.48,0:00:24.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the funny thing is,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.40,0:00:27.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is clearly one of those moments where you can hear him expressing doubt.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.65,0:00:28.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I don't know if I can do this.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.91,0:00:29.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah, you can!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.88,0:00:32.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah, you can. You can, bro.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.50,0:00:34.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bacardi makes you Superman.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.71,0:00:36.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, truthfully, I don't know if the guy's even drunk.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.90,0:00:38.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just judging by the way he runs.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.48,0:00:39.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, let's face it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.73,0:00:41.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He kind of runs like a girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.49,0:00:43.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just, you know, a little feminine, that's all I'm saying.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.53,0:00:46.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Probably sits down to pee, that's what I'm getting at.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.47,0:00:49.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm kidding, but he does kind of run like a Welshman, doesn't he?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.25,0:00:51.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Welsh accent]: Doesn't he? Doesn't he run like a Welshman?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.63,0:00:55.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, I can honestly say that I've never covered a video like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.27,0:00:57.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's this guy and he's playing Madden '11,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.98,0:00:58.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which is a great game,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.95,0:01:01.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but this guy is like the best sports announcer ever.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.52,0:01:04.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Greg Jennings caught that s--t.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.50,0:01:05.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's play the game.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.87,0:01:08.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, dawg, earlier dude, the nigga broke his f--king leg.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.68,0:01:11.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How is he running with a broken leg?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.15,0:01:14.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at this nigga holding his s--t dude.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.74,0:01:17.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dawg, he put the team on his back.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.39,0:01:20.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go inside the mind of Greg Jennings.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.28,0:01:21.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bdrdbdbp.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.76,0:01:23.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Dawg, gotta do this s--t.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.48,0:01:25.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I put the team on my f--king back, dude.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.66,0:01:28.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My leg broke, I don't know how the f--k I'm running.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.64,0:01:31.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I do this s--t for Madden."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.84,0:01:35.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I seriously have no idea what the hell this guy's talking about,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.74,0:01:38.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I want him announcing every single sporting event ever.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.57,0:01:40.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even tennis, you know, the US Open.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.33,0:01:43.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aw, dawg, look at this bitch Serena Williams with her big-old ass.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.56,0:01:45.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I haven't even played Madden in a while,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.26,0:01:47.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I had no idea it was getting so realistic
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.72,0:01:49.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with him holding his injured leg.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.76,0:01:50.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at him.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.26,0:01:52.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He is running to tell dat, home boy.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.62,0:01:55.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But wait, I don't want NFL games getting too realistic.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.98,0:01:59.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't wanna turn on the Xbox to see the Jets harass a Mexican reporter
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.42,0:02:01.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or see cell phone pics of Brett Favre's penis.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.68,0:02:02.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And another thing,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.90,0:02:04.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if the player had a broken leg like that,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.99,0:02:06.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,why wouldn't you [?]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.83,0:02:08.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, but I love this guy's commentary.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.17,0:02:10.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And even at the end he says something weird.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.34,0:02:12.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-49-20, man f--k.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.71,0:02:14.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,F--k you, Gumby!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.18,0:02:15.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What the hell? Who the hell's Gumby?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.52,0:02:17.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that another player online
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.33,0:02:20.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or is he talking about... Gumby?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.01,0:02:22.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I've been meaning to review this last video forever.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.55,0:02:24.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it was a slow week for viral videos,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.27,0:02:26.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not enough kitty cats doing cute s--t, I guess.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.87,0:02:28.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I was finally able to review it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.17,0:02:29.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now the video itself is six months old,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.88,0:02:31.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but the prank is way older.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.47,0:02:33.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The idea is you take a wooden spoon
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.51,0:02:35.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you put it in your mouth and you hit each other in the head with it,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.72,0:02:38.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but this dude here is about to get pranked.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.34,0:02:44.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-[speaking Icelandic]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.31,0:02:50.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-[screams]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.04,0:02:52.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-So, they're apparently speaking Icelandic.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.28,0:02:54.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know what the guy's saying.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.22,0:02:56.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Probably something like Bjork!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.03,0:03:00.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bjork is all I know about Iceland.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.30,0:03:03.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, 750,000 views, this video's great,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.28,0:03:07.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause it shows that you can trick anyone and make them mad enough to turn into Tourette's guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.84,0:03:14.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-[yelling]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.05,0:03:19.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-God, I didn't think it hurt that bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.92,0:03:23.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's funny 'cause my brother used to play that same trick on me,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.71,0:03:26.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,except he hit me with a hammer.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.05,0:03:29.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And honestly, I would get all mad and start cursing too like,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.56,0:03:31.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Agh, God! F--k you, Gumby!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.20,0:03:32.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cause let's face it,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.36,0:03:34.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's easy to blame Gumby for everything,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.14,0:03:36.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause Gumby's kind of an a--hole.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.39,0:03:36.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? I'm just sayin'.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.89,0:03:37.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Somebody's got to say it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.62,0:03:39.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you know what else blames Gumby?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.03,0:03:42.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The comment question of the day, which comes from a user named, bing!,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.10,0:03:43.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and she said...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.12,0:03:45.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hi, Ray, so men vs. women,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.87,0:03:47.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what makes you better than the other gender?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.95,0:03:48.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-All right, that's a good one,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.92,0:03:51.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so men are better because...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.62,0:03:54.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or women are better because...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.45,0:03:57.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comments section below
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.08,0:03:58.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or on Facebook or Twitter.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.12,0:04:01.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But thanks for watching today's episode of =3.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.19,0:04:03.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Ray William Johnson and I approve this message.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.06,0:04:03.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So tell me guys,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.100,0:04:05.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who let the dogs out?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.34,0:04:11.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Stalkin' Your Mom by Wax playing]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.17,0:04:14.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Captioned by SpongeSebastian
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.29,0:04:42.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you--I don't know if you can see that there with the quality of the camera,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.02,0:04:44.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I actually burnt myself eating a Pop-Tart.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.86,0:04:46.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess that's what I get for not eating healthy.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.80,0:04:49.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was like, "Ah! F--k you, Gumby!"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.25,0:04:50.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or whatever.