WEBVTT 00:00:00.906 --> 00:00:01.927 -What's up guys? 00:00:01.927 --> 00:00:07.082 Have you every gotten so drunk that like your friends start encouraging you to do stupid stuff like, 00:00:07.082 --> 00:00:08.758 "Hey, dude, jump over this sign. 00:00:08.758 --> 00:00:10.028 It'll be awesome." 00:00:15.582 --> 00:00:17.990 -[groans] 00:00:17.990 --> 00:00:19.861 -Oh! I think he broke his Hymen. 00:00:19.861 --> 00:00:20.597 Look at that. 00:00:20.597 --> 00:00:22.500 Almost... 00:00:22.500 --> 00:00:23.475 but not really. 00:00:23.475 --> 00:00:24.404 And the funny thing is, 00:00:24.404 --> 00:00:27.650 this is clearly one of those moments where you can hear him expressing doubt. 00:00:27.650 --> 00:00:28.909 -I don't know if I can do this. 00:00:28.909 --> 00:00:29.884 -Yeah, you can! 00:00:29.884 --> 00:00:32.502 -Yeah, you can. You can, bro. 00:00:32.502 --> 00:00:34.714 Bacardi makes you Superman. 00:00:34.714 --> 00:00:36.897 Okay, truthfully, I don't know if the guy's even drunk. 00:00:36.897 --> 00:00:38.485 I'm just judging by the way he runs. 00:00:38.485 --> 00:00:39.729 I mean, let's face it. 00:00:39.729 --> 00:00:41.494 He kind of runs like a girl. 00:00:41.494 --> 00:00:43.532 Just, you know, a little feminine, that's all I'm saying. 00:00:43.532 --> 00:00:46.474 Probably sits down to pee, that's what I'm getting at. 00:00:46.474 --> 00:00:49.250 I'm kidding, but he does kind of run like a Welshman, doesn't he? 00:00:49.250 --> 00:00:51.628 [Welsh accent]: Doesn't he? Doesn't he run like a Welshman? 00:00:51.628 --> 00:00:55.271 Okay, I can honestly say that I've never covered a video like this. 00:00:55.271 --> 00:00:57.980 It's this guy and he's playing Madden '11, 00:00:57.980 --> 00:00:58.948 which is a great game, 00:00:58.948 --> 00:01:01.522 but this guy is like the best sports announcer ever. 00:01:01.522 --> 00:01:04.502 -Greg Jennings caught that s--t. 00:01:04.502 --> 00:01:05.873 Let's play the game. 00:01:05.873 --> 00:01:08.680 But, dawg, earlier dude, the nigga broke his f--king leg. 00:01:08.680 --> 00:01:11.154 How is he running with a broken leg? 00:01:11.154 --> 00:01:14.745 Look at this nigga holding his s--t dude. 00:01:14.745 --> 00:01:17.392 Dawg, he put the team on his back. 00:01:17.392 --> 00:01:20.285 Let's go inside the mind of Greg Jennings. 00:01:20.285 --> 00:01:21.756 Bdrdbdbp. 00:01:21.756 --> 00:01:23.476 "Dawg, gotta do this s--t. 00:01:23.476 --> 00:01:25.658 I put the team on my f--king back, dude. 00:01:25.658 --> 00:01:28.642 My leg broke, I don't know how the f--k I'm running. 00:01:28.642 --> 00:01:31.835 I do this s--t for Madden." 00:01:31.835 --> 00:01:35.736 -I seriously have no idea what the hell this guy's talking about, 00:01:35.736 --> 00:01:38.569 but I want him announcing every single sporting event ever. 00:01:38.569 --> 00:01:40.333 Even tennis, you know, the US Open. 00:01:40.333 --> 00:01:43.555 Aw, dawg, look at this bitch Serena Williams with her big-old ass. 00:01:43.555 --> 00:01:45.260 And I haven't even played Madden in a while, 00:01:45.260 --> 00:01:47.717 and I had no idea it was getting so realistic 00:01:47.717 --> 00:01:49.761 with him holding his injured leg. 00:01:49.761 --> 00:01:50.261 Look at him. 00:01:50.261 --> 00:01:52.620 He is running to tell dat, home boy. 00:01:52.620 --> 00:01:55.984 But wait, I don't want NFL games getting too realistic. 00:01:55.984 --> 00:01:59.420 I don't wanna turn on the Xbox to see the Jets harass a Mexican reporter 00:01:59.420 --> 00:02:01.678 or see cell phone pics of Brett Favre's penis. 00:02:01.678 --> 00:02:02.903 And another thing, 00:02:02.903 --> 00:02:04.993 if the player had a broken leg like that, 00:02:04.993 --> 00:02:06.831 why wouldn't you [?] 00:02:06.831 --> 00:02:08.169 No, but I love this guy's commentary. 00:02:08.169 --> 00:02:10.341 And even at the end he says something weird. 00:02:10.341 --> 00:02:12.714 -49-20, man f--k. 00:02:12.714 --> 00:02:14.185 F--k you, Gumby! 00:02:14.185 --> 00:02:15.522 -What the hell? Who the hell's Gumby? 00:02:15.522 --> 00:02:17.327 Is that another player online 00:02:17.327 --> 00:02:20.008 or is he talking about... Gumby? 00:02:20.008 --> 00:02:22.548 So I've been meaning to review this last video forever. 00:02:22.548 --> 00:02:24.266 And it was a slow week for viral videos, 00:02:24.266 --> 00:02:26.866 not enough kitty cats doing cute s--t, I guess. 00:02:26.866 --> 00:02:28.167 So I was finally able to review it. 00:02:28.167 --> 00:02:29.885 Now the video itself is six months old, 00:02:29.885 --> 00:02:31.473 but the prank is way older. 00:02:31.473 --> 00:02:33.512 The idea is you take a wooden spoon 00:02:33.512 --> 00:02:35.723 you put it in your mouth and you hit each other in the head with it, 00:02:35.723 --> 00:02:38.337 but this dude here is about to get pranked. 00:02:38.337 --> 00:02:44.314 -[speaking Icelandic] 00:02:44.314 --> 00:02:50.040 -[screams] 00:02:50.040 --> 00:02:52.275 -So, they're apparently speaking Icelandic. 00:02:52.275 --> 00:02:54.219 I don't know what the guy's saying. 00:02:54.219 --> 00:02:56.030 Probably something like Bjork! 00:02:56.030 --> 00:03:00.298 Bjork is all I know about Iceland. 00:03:00.298 --> 00:03:03.275 Anyway, 750,000 views, this video's great, 00:03:03.275 --> 00:03:07.623 'cause it shows that you can trick anyone and make them mad enough to turn into Tourette's guy. 00:03:12.838 --> 00:03:14.944 -[yelling] 00:03:18.052 --> 00:03:19.924 -God, I didn't think it hurt that bad. 00:03:19.924 --> 00:03:23.708 It's funny 'cause my brother used to play that same trick on me, 00:03:23.708 --> 00:03:26.047 except he hit me with a hammer. 00:03:26.047 --> 00:03:29.560 And honestly, I would get all mad and start cursing too like, 00:03:29.560 --> 00:03:31.195 Agh, God! F--k you, Gumby! 00:03:31.195 --> 00:03:32.365 'Cause let's face it, 00:03:32.365 --> 00:03:34.136 it's easy to blame Gumby for everything, 00:03:34.136 --> 00:03:36.387 'cause Gumby's kind of an a--hole. 00:03:36.387 --> 00:03:36.887 What? I'm just sayin'. 00:03:36.887 --> 00:03:37.618 Somebody's got to say it. 00:03:37.618 --> 00:03:39.034 But you know what else blames Gumby? 00:03:39.034 --> 00:03:42.099 The comment question of the day, which comes from a user named, bing!, 00:03:42.099 --> 00:03:43.121 and she said... 00:03:43.121 --> 00:03:45.874 -Hi, Ray, so men vs. women, 00:03:45.874 --> 00:03:47.947 what makes you better than the other gender? 00:03:47.947 --> 00:03:48.916 -All right, that's a good one, 00:03:48.916 --> 00:03:51.619 so men are better because... 00:03:51.619 --> 00:03:54.452 or women are better because... 00:03:54.452 --> 00:03:57.078 Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comments section below 00:03:57.078 --> 00:03:58.115 or on Facebook or Twitter. 00:03:58.115 --> 00:04:01.186 But thanks for watching today's episode of =3. 00:04:01.186 --> 00:04:03.062 I'm Ray William Johnson and I approve this message. 00:04:03.062 --> 00:04:03.997 So tell me guys, 00:04:03.997 --> 00:04:05.335 who let the dogs out? 00:04:05.335 --> 00:04:11.170 [Stalkin' Your Mom by Wax playing] 00:04:11.170 --> 00:04:14.565 Captioned by SpongeSebastian 00:04:37.288 --> 00:04:42.020 Can you--I don't know if you can see that there with the quality of the camera, 00:04:42.020 --> 00:04:44.861 but I actually burnt myself eating a Pop-Tart. 00:04:44.861 --> 00:04:46.800 I guess that's what I get for not eating healthy. 00:04:46.800 --> 00:04:49.251 I was like, "Ah! F--k you, Gumby!" 00:04:49.251 --> 00:04:50.243 or whatever.