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Hi welcome to the show, my name is Howard Moon

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and this is my apprentice Vince Noir

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Aprentice? Get stuffed, you're my apprentice.

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Don't start showing off

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or what?

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orI'll start coming at you like a northern bullet

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I'll put a move on you, you won't know what's happening.

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You haven't got any moves

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I've felt all your moves

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how flimsy are they? They're like being caressed with a natural yoghurt.

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I've got new powerful moves now thanks

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Yeah?

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Yeah?

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What did you send off for some new ones?

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Yeah I did, they arrived this morning.

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First post?

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First post yeah.

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The post that knows the most.

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come on then

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Yeah I want to put a move on you.

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Bring em on.

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Do you want to feel something?

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I'll take you out for a meal with Mr and Mrs pain.

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Argh

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Order up some violent quiche. You want some?

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Come on.

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What's that?

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That's nothing.

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It feels like nothing, but that's the vibrating palm.

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You feel alright now

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but two hours from now

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you go into a shop, you buy a hat, it

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won't suit you

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Ow chicka chicka!

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There's no way

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Look at me

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My hair is virtually a hat

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All hats suit me

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You'll see

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Yeah?

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Yeah? I will.

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Enjoy the show