Hi welcome to the show, my name is Howard Moon
and this is my apprentice Vince Noir
Aprentice? Get stuffed, you're my apprentice.
Don't start showing off
or what?
orI'll start coming at you like a northern bullet
I'll put a move on you, you won't know what's happening.
You haven't got any moves
I've felt all your moves
how flimsy are they? They're like being caressed with a natural yoghurt.
I've got new powerful moves now thanks
Yeah?
What did you send off for some new ones?
Yeah I did, they arrived this morning.
First post?
First post yeah.
The post that knows the most.
come on then
Yeah I want to put a move on you.
Bring em on.
Do you want to feel something?
I'll take you out for a meal with Mr and Mrs pain.
Argh
Order up some violent quiche. You want some?
Come on.
What's that?
That's nothing.
It feels like nothing, but that's the vibrating palm.
You feel alright now
but two hours from now
you go into a shop, you buy a hat, it
won't suit you
Ow chicka chicka!
There's no way
Look at me
My hair is virtually a hat
All hats suit me
You'll see
Yeah?
Yeah? I will.
Enjoy the show