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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.76,0:00:03.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi welcome to the show, my name is Howard Moon
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.76,0:00:05.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and this is my apprentice Vince Noir
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.57,0:00:08.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aprentice? Get stuffed, you're my apprentice.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.96,0:00:10.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't start showing off
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.64,0:00:11.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or what?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.64,0:00:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,orI'll start coming at you like a northern bullet
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.00,0:00:15.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll put a move on you, you won't know what's happening.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.20,0:00:16.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You haven't got any moves
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.72,0:00:18.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've felt all your moves
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.16,0:00:20.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how flimsy are they? They're like being caressed with a natural yoghurt.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.32,0:00:22.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got new powerful moves now thanks
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.24,0:00:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.00,0:00:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.00,0:00:26.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What did you send off for some new ones?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.44,0:00:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah I did, they arrived this morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.00,0:00:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First post?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.00,0:00:30.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First post yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.60,0:00:32.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The post that knows the most.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.09,0:00:33.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come on then
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.58,0:00:34.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah I want to put a move on you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.58,0:00:35.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bring em on.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.58,0:00:36.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you want to feel something?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.58,0:00:37.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll take you out for a meal with Mr and Mrs pain.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.92,0:00:38.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Argh
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.92,0:00:40.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Order up some violent quiche. You want some?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.28,0:00:43.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.70,0:00:44.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's that?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.70,0:00:45.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.76,0:00:47.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It feels like nothing, but that's the vibrating palm.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.84,0:00:49.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You feel alright now
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.16,0:00:50.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but two hours from now
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.40,0:00:51.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you go into a shop, you buy a hat, it
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.60,0:00:52.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,won't suit you
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.60,0:00:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ow chicka chicka!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.00,0:00:55.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's no way
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.20,0:00:56.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at me
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.20,0:00:57.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My hair is virtually a hat
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.32,0:00:58.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All hats suit me
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.44,0:00:59.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You'll see
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.60,0:01:00.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.60,0:01:01.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah? I will.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.60,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Enjoy the show