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GEORGE: I guess I just haven't got it. That's all.

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GRACIE: George, don't be ridiculous, you're great.

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You've got a beautiful singing voice.

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GEORGE: No, they want a younger man.

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GRACIE: What do they know?

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Eddie Fisher, Perry Como,

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Tony Martin, well you're better than the three of them put together.

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You're younger than the three of them put together. [LAUGHTER]

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GEORGE: Why?

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I love her, that's why.

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Joe, that's a direct cue. [MUSIC]

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She wakes me up when I'm in slumber deep,

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to ask me if I really am asleep.

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Why do I stand for it?

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I love her, that's why.

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She calls the doctor when I need some bread,

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and calls the banker when I'm sick in bed.

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Why do I stand for it?

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Well, I love her, that's why.

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Life with her is unpredictable,

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but I'm a guy who knows no fear.

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Her jibber-jabbering may puzzle you and me,

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but to her, it's perfectly clear.

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She'll make a date with me then make me wait,

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and then she'll bawl me out for being late.

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Why do I stand for it?

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I love her, that's why.

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GRACIE: He serenades me

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with that gravel voice.

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I have to listen because I have no choice.

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Why do I stand for it?

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I love him, that's why.

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He'll keep repeating all his corny jokes and making snide remarks about my folks.

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Why do I stand for it?

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I love him, that's why.

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Life with him is so lugubrious.

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Whatever that may mean, I'm sure.

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He calls me sweetie pie

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but never tells me why.

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Now you see what I must endure.

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He'll start to quarrel over silly things like wrecking cars or losing diamond rings.

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Why do I stand for it?

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I love him, that's why. [MUSIC]

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MAN: We can't fight it. What do we care what people think? We know it's right.

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WOMAN: What about my husband? What will I tell him? [APPLAUSE]