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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:02.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,GEORGE: I guess I just haven't got it. That's all.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.49,0:00:04.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,GRACIE: George, don't be ridiculous, you're great.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.68,0:00:06.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've got a beautiful singing voice.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.90,0:00:09.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,GEORGE: No, they want a younger man.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.46,0:00:10.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,GRACIE: What do they know?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.76,0:00:12.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eddie Fisher, Perry Como,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.40,0:00:15.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tony Martin, well you're better than the three of them put together.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.97,0:00:18.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're younger than the three of them put together. [LAUGHTER]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.19,0:00:23.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,GEORGE: Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.14,0:00:25.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love her, that's why.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.56,0:00:29.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Joe, that's a direct cue. [MUSIC]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.93,0:00:40.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She wakes me up when I'm in slumber deep,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.24,0:00:44.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to ask me if I really am asleep.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.60,0:00:48.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do I stand for it?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.58,0:00:51.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love her, that's why.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.88,0:00:55.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She calls the doctor when I need some bread,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.64,0:00:59.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and calls the banker when I'm sick in bed.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.08,0:01:03.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do I stand for it?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.82,0:01:07.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I love her, that's why.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.66,0:01:11.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Life with her is unpredictable,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.54,0:01:15.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I'm a guy who knows no fear.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.34,0:01:19.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Her jibber-jabbering may puzzle you and me,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.26,0:01:22.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but to her, it's perfectly clear.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.68,0:01:26.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She'll make a date with me then make me wait,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.58,0:01:30.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then she'll bawl me out for being late.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.99,0:01:35.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do I stand for it?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.14,0:01:37.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love her, that's why.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.57,0:01:47.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,GRACIE: He serenades me
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.73,0:01:50.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with that gravel voice.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.01,0:01:54.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have to listen because I have no choice.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.80,0:01:58.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do I stand for it?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.41,0:02:01.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love him, that's why.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.80,0:02:10.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He'll keep repeating all his corny jokes and making snide remarks about my folks.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.40,0:02:13.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do I stand for it?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.96,0:02:17.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love him, that's why.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.62,0:02:21.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Life with him is so lugubrious.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.52,0:02:25.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whatever that may mean, I'm sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.28,0:02:27.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He calls me sweetie pie
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.70,0:02:29.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but never tells me why.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.48,0:02:32.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now you see what I must endure.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.73,0:02:41.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He'll start to quarrel over silly things like wrecking cars or losing diamond rings.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.51,0:02:45.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do I stand for it?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.27,0:02:49.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love him, that's why. [MUSIC]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.81,0:03:07.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MAN: We can't fight it. What do we care what people think? We know it's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.36,0:03:11.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WOMAN: What about my husband? What will I tell him? [APPLAUSE]