[Jeff Dunham] What I want you to do is I want you to look over there
while I'm getting Imal (?) so he won't peek. [Skeleton dummy] OK
[Dunham] Just look over there.
[Skeleton] Hey, wait a minute, when I'm not looking, are you going to kill me?
[canned laughter, also interspersing the rest of the show] Now, that's actually a good way to do it, you know.
Kind of old school, but effective.
It's like, "Hey, look at that!" [throttled noise]
[Dunham] No, just look over there and don't look back until I say so.
[Skeleton] OK, whatever. This is kind of like Christmas, uh?
[Dunham] Yeah, just look over there [Skeleton] OK
[Dunham] Don't peek. [Skeleton] OK, right, I'm not going to peek, but it's still...
[Dunham] Nooo! [Skeleton] OK! I didn't ....
[Skeleton] Aow! [Semi-skeleton] Aow!
[Skeleton] Who the hell is that?
[Semi-skeleton] Hello, Father!
[Dunham] It's your son, Ahmed Junior!
[Skeleton] A.J.?
[Semi-skeleton] That's right.
[Skeleton] Wait, I thought you were dead!
[Semi-skeleton] Surprise!
[Dunham] This is great.
[Skeleton] Hey, what happened to your face? Oh, you're like that (?) 1:25
[Dunham] Achmed, he's your son! Look at him, what do you see?
[Skeleton] Well, he does have my eye [laughs].
[Semi-skeleton] Actually, I do, yes, I do.
[Skeleton] Why do you sound like Elton John?
[Dunham] You were separated after the accident: he was raised in England.
[Semi-skeleton] Did my mum miss me?
[Skeleton] Err, yeah, I don't know, what the hell mmmm
[Dunham] How do you not know?
[Skeleton] Oops 1:53