[Script Info]
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[Events]
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Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Jeff Dunham] What I want you to do is I want you to look over there
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while I'm getting him out so you don't peek.\N[Skeleton dummy] OK
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Dunham] Just look over there.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Skeleton] Hey, wait a minute, when I'm not looking, are you going to kill me?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[canned laughter, also interspersing the rest of the show]\NNow, that's actually a good way to do it, you know.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kind of old school, but effective.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like, "Hey, look at that!" [throttled noise]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Dunham] No, just look over there and don't look back until I say so.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Skeleton] OK, whatever. This is kind of like Christmas, uh?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Dunham] Yeah, just look over there\N[Skeleton] OK
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Dunham] Don't peek.\N[Skeleton] OK, right, I'm not going to peek, but it's still... now?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Dunham] Nooo! \N[Skeleton] OK! I didn't ....
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Skeleton] Aow!\N[Semi-skeleton] Aow!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Skeleton] Who the hell is that?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Semi-skeleton] Hello, Father!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Dunham] It's your son, Ahmed Junior!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Skeleton] A.J.?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Semi-skeleton] That's right.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Skeleton] Wait, I thought you were dead!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Semi-skeleton] Surprise!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Dunham] This is great.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Skeleton] Hey, what happened to your face?\NOh, yeah. My bad.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Dunham] Achmed, he's your son! Look at him, what do you see?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Skeleton] Well, he does have my eye [laughs].
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Semi-skeleton] Actually, I do, yes, I do.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Skeleton] Why do you sound like Elton John?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Dunham] You were separated after the accident: he was raised in England.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Semi-skeleton] Did my mum miss me?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Skeleton] Err, yeah, I don't know, what the hell mmmm
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Dunham] How do you not know?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Skeleton] Oops...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[A.J.] What's wrong with your leg?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Achmed] NOTHING! ...What's wrong with my leg?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Achmed] Can you fix this?\N[Jeff] I don't think so...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Achmed] Damm it!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[A.J.] Don't look at me!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Jeff] What if we get Marnel to help us? He works fine.\N[Achmed] Marneeeeel, come and fix my leg!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[A.J.] He's kinda cute.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Achmed] Okay, moving oooon!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Jeff] Wait a moment, how do you not know who his mother is?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Achmed] I had 46 wives, you idiot!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Achmed] They all dressed the same\Nand the faces were covered.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Jeff] So how can you tell them apart?\N[Achmed] The numbers on theirs backs!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Jeff] That's terrible.\N[Achmed] Yeah, Mother's Day is a bitch.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[A.J.] What's wrong with your leg?