Hello
I am cute little bunny rabbit
People often say to me
You remind us of David Beckham
And I say
See..
There is a popular myth that goes around
That bunny rabbits whilst cute
Have no idea how to curse
Let me assure you that this is an erroneous impression
And actually we do know how to cuss
We f...ing awesome at it
Yes that's right
Now I know what you going to say
I actually do, I'm psychic
You dirty bastards
You want me show you my little bunny rabiit bottom
My answer to you is
F..k no
Do you know it's true bunny rabbits we got lovely little fluffy bottoms
We do
That's why people often mistake us for Danny DeVito
Did you know Danny DeVito has a lovely fluffly little lovely bottom
He has which made it very difficult for him in 1980's
Because people used to like to snort cocaine of other peoples bottoms
Oh everybody f...ing did it in eighties
Well the problem was the cocaine would get lost in the hair
What I've gone to far?
I've gone to far haven't I?
Well the thing to remember is if you think I've gone too far
You can go f..k yourself
Is it alright with you? Cause if it's not I don't f..cking care
How the censor lady doing is she alright?
Do you know they got robot on the show
Do you know what that says to me?
... not much
Anyway I have to go
and I have to pose for a birthday card
Hey hey it's a f...king job, alright
See you later and goodbye