Hello

I am cute little bunny rabbit

People often say to me

You remind us of David Beckham

And I say

See..

There is a popular myth that goes around

That bunny rabbits whilst cute

Have no idea how to curse

Let me assure you that this is an erroneous impression

And actually we do know how to cuss

We f...ing awesome at it

Yes that's right

Now I know what you going to say

I actually do, I'm psychic

You dirty bastards

You want me show you my little bunny rabiit bottom

My answer to you is

F..k no

Do you know it's true bunny rabbits we got lovely little fluffy bottoms

We do

That's why people often mistake us for Danny DeVito

Did you know Danny DeVito has a lovely fluffly little lovely bottom

He has which made it very difficult for him in 1980's

Because people used to like to snort cocaine of other peoples bottoms

Oh everybody f...ing did it in eighties

Well the problem was the cocaine would get lost in the hair

What I've gone to far?

I've gone to far haven't I?

Well the thing to remember is if you think I've gone too far

You can go f..k yourself

Is it alright with you? Cause if it's not I don't f..cking care

How the censor lady doing is she alright?

Do you know they got robot on the show

Do you know what that says to me?

... not much

Anyway I have to go

and I have to pose for a birthday card

Hey hey it's a f...king job, alright

See you later and goodbye