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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.68,0:00:02.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,("Coming Around Again" by Carly Simon) (background music)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.55,0:00:15.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ladies and Gentlemen...Nora Ephron!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.64,0:00:19.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I loved working with Meryl Streep
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.68,0:00:23.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First, I worked with her on "Silkwood."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.02,0:00:32.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alice Arlen and I did a script for her.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.14,0:00:41.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But the true stretch, if I do say so, was playing me in "Heartburn."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.22,0:00:45.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I highly recommend having Meryl Streep play you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.73,0:00:54.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If your husband is cheating on you with a car hop, get Meryl to play you. You will feel much better.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.100,0:01:07.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you get rear ended in a parking lot, have Meryl Streep play you. If the dingo eats your baby, call Meryl.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.05,0:01:22.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She plays all of us better than we play ourselves. Although, it's a little depressing knowing that if you went to audition to play yourself you would lose out to her.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.18,0:01:32.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Some days, when I am having a hard day, I call up Meryl and she'll come and she'll step in for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.32,0:01:36.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's so good people don't really notice.