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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.68,0:00:03.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,("Coming Around Again" by Carly Simon) (background music)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.46,0:00:08.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ladies and Gentlemen...Nora Ephron!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.91,0:00:19.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I loved working with Meryl Streep.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.68,0:00:23.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First, I worked with her on "Silkwood."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.02,0:00:25.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alice Arlen and I did a script for her.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.65,0:00:32.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Karen Dinesen, Karen Silkwood, and the Polish person and the Danish person, blah, blah, blah...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.19,0:00:41.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But the true stretch, if I do say so, was playing me in "Heartburn."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.22,0:00:45.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I highly recommend having Meryl Streep play you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.73,0:00:54.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If your husband is cheating on you with a car hop, get Meryl to play you. You will feel much better.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.100,0:01:07.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you get rear ended in a parking lot, have Meryl Streep play you. If the dingo eats your baby, call Meryl.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.05,0:01:10.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She plays all of us better than we play ourselves.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.76,0:01:22.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Although, it's a little depressing knowing that if you went to audition to play yourself you would lose out to her.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.45,0:01:32.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Some days, when I am having a hard day, I call up Meryl and she'll come and she'll step in for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.42,0:01:36.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's so good people don't really notice.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.01,0:01:48.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I call her at the end of the day and found out how I did and inevitably, it's one of the best days I've ever had!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.24,0:02:04.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have no idea how much work goes into being as good as Meryl is, or for making it look as effortless as she makes it look, but I do!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.68,0:02:12.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...because one night, while we were making "Heartburn" I went into her trailer, she wasn't expecting me...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.82,0:02:17.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she wasn't in costume, and she wasn't wearing make-up;
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.07,0:02:24.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She turned out to be a 63 year old Asian woman named Chepauk!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.95,0:02:26.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, Chepauk!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.35,0:02:31.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tonight, we honour YOU!