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Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you are struggling with hairfall, dandruff or scalp dryness
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,many herbs help with these issues, such as Harad, Beheda, Amla, Shikakai, Brahmi.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These herbs, when mixed and applied can help get rid of these problems.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The folks at MSG Products listened to my advice and have launched the duo of MSG 7-7 Shampoo and 9 Bar 9 Hair Oil!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am Honeypreet Insan, daughter of Dr. MSG.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And today, you are watching us live.\NIndeed.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They are watching us live, is it?\NYes.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Live also means 'living', and 'live' can also refer to so many contexts.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,English isn't much understood by villagers.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In this context 'live' means that our actions are being telecasted directly to them.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Direct telecast.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Namaskaar to all of you. May your evening be joyous and may you sleep soundly at night.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,May no one scare you in your dreams, and may you get relieved comfortably in the morning.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,May God bless you with happiness.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, let's come to the topic of the day.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you remember what was discussed yesterday?\NYes.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, what was it?\NWhat if our body parts were detachable or changeable?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What would happen then?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A lot would have happened!\NIndeed, a lot would have happened.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After yesterday's shoot I was continuously thinking about how would things be if this scenario unfolded.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I couldn't sleep at night thinking about these scenarios.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then I convinced myself to sleep as I also had to get up in the morning.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Only then could I sleep.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There would be many associated benefits as well.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Suppose there is wax in your ears, and you wish to get it cleaned.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One may simply unscrew the ear and hand it over to the doctor, and continue with your work.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can then send someone over to get it back. Meanwhile it would have been cleaned and as good as new.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Suppose one is in a bad state due to severe constipation.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It could be any person. They are in a bad state.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Despite applying a lot of pressure, just like Amli (drug addict character in the movie), they are unable to relieve themselves.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just open up the intestine, unclog it by inserting a stick which will drive out the stuck material.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then one may fix back the intestines.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This would be incredibly helpful for a human being.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And not just this - I wonder how would the doctors' be like.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's say Dr. Aditya was coming. One would call him say, "Doctor, please wait!"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Here, take my eye. Please treat it and give it back later."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And even the doctors could research very comfortably since there would be no blood spillage.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They could hold the eye and check it from all the sides, including backwards and inwards.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They would have learnt a lot. But it could also lead to major problems.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was also pondering upon the chaos this could lead to.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The number of thieves would drastically increase, eager to steal body parts.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They would rob, let's say, the noses of sleeping people.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They could steal arms or hands of sleeping people.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Full people kidnapping would no longer be needed. they would simply kidnap hands or arms!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They would ask for a certain extortion amount in exchange for your kidnapped hand.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chaos would have ensued.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And as I just said, one could give their eye to the doctor.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If the doctor misplaced the eye, it would have been problematic.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He would then have to send some matching eye, just as a matching ball is issued in the game of cricket.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After a six is hit and the ball is lost, the referees dressed up in coat pants bring a box of balls.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They check for the best matching balls.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On similar lines, it would have been a problematic scenario.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Still, the eyes won't match and both would look in opposite directions.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They would be of varying colours - red, yellow, green, blue, black, hazel etc.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People would have colorful eyes.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now this is a negative point, but I can think of a plus point as well.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The obese folks would eat and gulp down to their hearts content.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After eating they would simply open up their stomachs, wash and clean them up.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They would never get obese ever again.\NExactly!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's very much true!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And an extremely underweight or skinny person would be made to eat a lot, helping them gain weight.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But there would be one issue.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Suppose, after washing the stomach, it is left to dry out.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And an eagle comes and steals it!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Without any stomach, a body builder will have broad shoulders and chest, no stomach, and then the legs.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In a physical combat, the opponent would hold them by near empty place of non-existing stomach and defeat them.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It would be horrible and totally chaotic!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They could use boxing gloves as stomach.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A lot could have happened.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It would be very chaotic. So whatever God does is for the best.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,many quarrels would take place.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have seen the back-biting addict Mitro Massi (movie character)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In villages women would visit each other's homes.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Sister, please let me borrow your nose."\N"Why?"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I am about to get married. I will return it to you after marriage. I have a flat nose while yours is sharp. Please lend it to me."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or "I have cold and my nose if full of mucus while yours is dry and clean."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Please manage for a few days, let me have your clean nose, so my family won't bother me."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The doctors would keep a variety of noses.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They would offer sharp nose, flat nose, twisted nose, straight nose, clean or wet nose and so on.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They could be highly expensive as well.\NIndeed.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These noses would be imported, such as 'Made in China', 'Made in Germany', 'Made in USA', 'Made in India'.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One could choose.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One would even get copies such as first copy, second copy and third copy.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The extra stylish boys and girls of Delhi and Mumbai would show off their noses that would be 'Made in USA'.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They would boast that their noses released red mucus instead of yellow.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you even aware!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They would boss around each other.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You tell us that regardless of caste, every individual's blood is red in color.\NExactly.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But the boogers of imported nose would be different than the boogers of regular noses.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Exactly child, but then it won't be simply called a booger; it would be known as 'Diamond Booger".
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or 'Golden Booger', 'Silver Booger', Copper Booger', 'Bronze Booger', 'Iron Booger' and so on.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Presently everything is Lord's orchestration and is in the best interest of all.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Booger reminds me of something.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you recall the mouse related research that has been recently released?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, it was bizzare.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doctor is present here and I would ask him to delve deeper on it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The research says that the deposited nose mucus or boogers contain numerous proteins.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A high percentage of protein was revealed.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And those who do the gym, they...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on! Don't give this suggestion.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am not suggesting it and she was just joking around.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It shouldn't happen that someone should actually act on it, thinking that I said so.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, it is a big 'No'.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A lot many constituents were revealed.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it would be free as well.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And there would be one more thing to consider - coming back to the main topic.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If these body parts were detachable, there would constantly be a line of people at the inspector's office.