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I am Honeypreet Insan, daughter of Dr. MSG.
And today, you are watching us live. Indeed.
They are watching us live, is it? Yes.
Live also means 'living', and 'live' can also refer to so many contexts.
English isn't much understood by villagers.
In this context 'live' means that our actions are being telecasted directly to them.
Direct telecast.
Namaskaar to all of you. May your evening be joyous and may you sleep soundly at night.
May no one scare you in your dreams, and may you get relieved comfortably in the morning.
May God bless you with happiness.
Now, let's come to the topic of the day.
Do you remember what was discussed yesterday? Yes.
So, what was it? What if our body parts were detachable or changeable?
What would happen then?
A lot would have happened! Indeed, a lot would have happened.
After yesterday's shoot I was continuously thinking about how would things be if this scenario unfolded.
I couldn't sleep at night thinking about these scenarios.
Then I convinced myself to sleep as I also had to get up in the morning.
Only then could I sleep.
There would be many associated benefits as well.
Suppose there is wax in your ears, and you wish to get it cleaned.
One may simply unscrew the ear and hand it over to the doctor, and continue with your work.
You can then send someone over to get it back. Meanwhile it would have been cleaned and as good as new.
Suppose one is in a bad state due to severe constipation.
It could be any person. They are in a bad state.
Despite applying a lot of pressure, just like Amli (drug addict character in the movie), they are unable to relieve themselves.
Just open up the intestine, unclog it by inserting a stick which will drive out the stuck material.
And then one may fix back the intestines.
This would be incredibly helpful for a human being.
And not just this - I wonder how would the doctors' be like.
Let's say Dr. Aditya was coming. One would call him say, "Doctor, please wait!"
"Here, take my eye. Please treat it and give it back later."
And even the doctors could research very comfortably since there would be no blood spillage.
They could hold the eye and check it from all the sides, including backwards and inwards.
They would have learnt a lot. But it could also lead to major problems.
I was also pondering upon the chaos this could lead to.
The number of thieves would drastically increase, eager to steal body parts.
They would rob, let's say, the noses of sleeping people.
They could steal arms or hands of sleeping people.
Full people kidnapping would no longer be needed. they would simply kidnap hands or arms!
They would ask for a certain extortion amount in exchange for your kidnapped hand.
Chaos would have ensued.
And as I just said, one could give their eye to the doctor.
If the doctor misplaced the eye, it would have been problematic.
He would then have to send some matching eye, just as a matching ball is issued in the game of cricket.
After a six is hit and the ball is lost, the referees dressed up in coat pants bring a box of balls.
They check for the best matching balls.
On similar lines, it would have been a problematic scenario.
Still, the eyes won't match and both would look in opposite directions.
They would be of varying colours - red, yellow, green, blue, black, hazel etc.
People would have colorful eyes.
Now this is a negative point, but I can think of a plus point as well.
The obese folks would eat and gulp down to their hearts content.
After eating they would simply open up their stomachs, wash and clean them up.
Wow!
They would never get obese ever again. Exactly!
That's very much true!
And an extremely underweight or skinny person would be made to eat a lot, helping them gain weight.
But there would be one issue.
What?
Suppose, after washing the stomach, it is left to dry out.
And an eagle comes and steals it!
Without any stomach, a body builder will have broad shoulders and chest, no stomach, and then the legs.
In a physical combat, the opponent would hold them by near empty place of non-existing stomach and defeat them.
It would be horrible and totally chaotic!
They could use boxing gloves as stomach.
A lot could have happened.
It would be very chaotic. So whatever God does is for the best.
many quarrels would take place.
You have seen the back-biting addict Mitro Massi (movie character)
In villages women would visit each other's homes.
"Sister, please let me borrow your nose." "Why?"
"I am about to get married. I will return it to you after marriage. I have a flat nose while yours is sharp. Please lend it to me."
Or "I have cold and my nose if full of mucus while yours is dry and clean."
"Please manage for a few days, let me have your clean nose, so my family won't bother me."
The doctors would keep a variety of noses.
They would offer sharp nose, flat nose, twisted nose, straight nose, clean or wet nose and so on.
They could be highly expensive as well. Indeed.
These noses would be imported, such as 'Made in China', 'Made in Germany', 'Made in USA', 'Made in India'.
One could choose.
One would even get copies such as first copy, second copy and third copy.
The extra stylish boys and girls of Delhi and Mumbai would show off their noses that would be 'Made in USA'.
They would boast that their noses released red mucus instead of yellow.
Are you even aware!
They would boss around each other.
You tell us that regardless of caste, every individual's blood is red in color. Exactly.
But the boogers of imported nose would be different than the boogers of regular noses.
Exactly child, but then it won't be simply called a booger; it would be known as 'Diamond Booger".
Or 'Golden Booger', 'Silver Booger', Copper Booger', 'Bronze Booger', 'Iron Booger' and so on.
Presently everything is Lord's orchestration and is in the best interest of all.
Booger reminds me of something.
Do you recall the mouse related research that has been recently released?
Yes, it was bizzare.
Doctor is present here and I would ask him to delve deeper on it.
The research says that the deposited nose mucus or boogers contain numerous proteins.
A high percentage of protein was revealed.
And those who do the gym, they...
Come on! Don't give this suggestion.
I am not suggesting it and she was just joking around.
It shouldn't happen that someone should actually act on it, thinking that I said so.
So, it is a big 'No'.
A lot many constituents were revealed.
And it would be free as well.
And there would be one more thing to consider - coming back to the main topic.
If these body parts were detachable, there would constantly be a line of people at the inspector's office.
"Sir! My nose has been stolen!" "Sir! My hand was stolen!"
"What was it like? "It was like my other hand."
So, the complainant has only one hand.
It would be very problematic indeed.
But girls would have a lot of fun. Do you know how?
How?
They would simply detach their heads and give it for hair-styling to a stylist like Ankush.
And would carry on with other tasks.
It would be great fun.
One could simply detach one's teeth and send it over to the doctor.
"Please polish them and shine them thoroughly as I have to visit some place."
"Also fix 2 good nuts, as they wobble and make sound as I eat."
"They tend to come out of mouth so please fix an additional screw to hold them in place."
And these days doctor do perform similar jobs. That's reality.
Ok.
Yes. They put a screw and fix a permanent implant to it.
We are discussing about the teeth and not cricket.
One never knows what happens in cricket. Anyways, what do we have to do with it.
But teeth have certainly been getting well fixed.
So, the inspector would file the FIR and would issue an alert.
"Missing Hand with 5 or 6 fingers, black dirty nails. Keep a check."
"Upon finding someone with an additional hand, click their photo and send back. A missing hand report has been filed."
In such a scenario, no one would steal a goat or an animal
How would the punishment be like?
It would be amazing!
Let's talk about school.
All the teachers and Headmasters would scold the children if they engaged in mischief and warn them
"Behold yourself and sit with discipline, else I will take off your nose and hang it on Keekar tree."