WEBVTT 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If you are struggling with hairfall, dandruff or scalp dryness 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 many herbs help with these issues, such as Harad, Beheda, Amla, Shikakai, Brahmi. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 These herbs, when mixed and applied can help get rid of these problems. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The folks at MSG Products listened to my advice and have launched the duo of MSG 7-7 Shampoo and 9 Bar 9 Hair Oil! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am Honeypreet Insan, daughter of Dr. MSG. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And today, you are watching us live. Indeed. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They are watching us live, is it? Yes. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Live also means 'living', and 'live' can also refer to so many contexts. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 English isn't much understood by villagers. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 In this context 'live' means that our actions are being telecasted directly to them. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Direct telecast. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Namaskaar to all of you. May your evening be joyous and may you sleep soundly at night. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 May no one scare you in your dreams, and may you get relieved comfortably in the morning. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 May God bless you with happiness. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now, let's come to the topic of the day. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Do you remember what was discussed yesterday? Yes. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So, what was it? What if our body parts were detachable or changeable? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What would happen then? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 A lot would have happened! Indeed, a lot would have happened. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 After yesterday's shoot I was continuously thinking about how would things be if this scenario unfolded. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I couldn't sleep at night thinking about these scenarios. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Then I convinced myself to sleep as I also had to get up in the morning. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Only then could I sleep. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 There would be many associated benefits as well. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Suppose there is wax in your ears, and you wish to get it cleaned. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 One may simply unscrew the ear and hand it over to the doctor, and continue with your work. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You can then send someone over to get it back. Meanwhile it would have been cleaned and as good as new. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Suppose one is in a bad state due to severe constipation. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It could be any person. They are in a bad state. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Despite applying a lot of pressure, just like Amli (drug addict character in the movie), they are unable to relieve themselves. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Just open up the intestine, unclog it by inserting a stick which will drive out the stuck material. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And then one may fix back the intestines. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This would be incredibly helpful for a human being. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And not just this - I wonder how would the doctors' be like. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Let's say Dr. Aditya was coming. One would call him say, "Doctor, please wait!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Here, take my eye. Please treat it and give it back later." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And even the doctors could research very comfortably since there would be no blood spillage. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They could hold the eye and check it from all the sides, including backwards and inwards. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They would have learnt a lot. But it could also lead to major problems. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I was also pondering upon the chaos this could lead to. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The number of thieves would drastically increase, eager to steal body parts. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They would rob, let's say, the noses of sleeping people. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They could steal arms or hands of sleeping people. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Full people kidnapping would no longer be needed. they would simply kidnap hands or arms! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They would ask for a certain extortion amount in exchange for your kidnapped hand. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Chaos would have ensued. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And as I just said, one could give their eye to the doctor. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If the doctor misplaced the eye, it would have been problematic. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He would then have to send some matching eye, just as a matching ball is issued in the game of cricket. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 After a six is hit and the ball is lost, the referees dressed up in coat pants bring a box of balls. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They check for the best matching balls. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 On similar lines, it would have been a problematic scenario. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Still, the eyes won't match and both would look in opposite directions. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They would be of varying colours - red, yellow, green, blue, black, hazel etc. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 People would have colorful eyes. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now this is a negative point, but I can think of a plus point as well. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The obese folks would eat and gulp down to their hearts content. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 After eating they would simply open up their stomachs, wash and clean them up. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Wow! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They would never get obese ever again. Exactly! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's very much true! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And an extremely underweight or skinny person would be made to eat a lot, helping them gain weight. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But there would be one issue. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Suppose, after washing the stomach, it is left to dry out. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And an eagle comes and steals it! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Without any stomach, a body builder will have broad shoulders and chest, no stomach, and then the legs. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 In a physical combat, the opponent would hold them by near empty place of non-existing stomach and defeat them. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It would be horrible and totally chaotic! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They could use boxing gloves as stomach. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 A lot could have happened. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It would be very chaotic. So whatever God does is for the best. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 many quarrels would take place. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You have seen the back-biting addict Mitro Massi (movie character) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 In villages women would visit each other's homes. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Sister, please let me borrow your nose." "Why?" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "I am about to get married. I will return it to you after marriage. I have a flat nose while yours is sharp. Please lend it to me." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Or "I have cold and my nose if full of mucus while yours is dry and clean." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Please manage for a few days, let me have your clean nose, so my family won't bother me." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The doctors would keep a variety of noses. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They would offer sharp nose, flat nose, twisted nose, straight nose, clean or wet nose and so on. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They could be highly expensive as well. Indeed. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 These noses would be imported, such as 'Made in China', 'Made in Germany', 'Made in USA', 'Made in India'. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 One could choose. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 One would even get copies such as first copy, second copy and third copy. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The extra stylish boys and girls of Delhi and Mumbai would show off their noses that would be 'Made in USA'. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They would boast that their noses released red mucus instead of yellow. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Are you even aware! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They would boss around each other. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You tell us that regardless of caste, every individual's blood is red in color. Exactly. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But the boogers of imported nose would be different than the boogers of regular noses. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Exactly child, but then it won't be simply called a booger; it would be known as 'Diamond Booger". 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Or 'Golden Booger', 'Silver Booger', Copper Booger', 'Bronze Booger', 'Iron Booger' and so on. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Presently everything is Lord's orchestration and is in the best interest of all. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Booger reminds me of something. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Do you recall the mouse related research that has been recently released? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yes, it was bizzare. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Doctor is present here and I would ask him to delve deeper on it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The research says that the deposited nose mucus or boogers contain numerous proteins. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 A high percentage of protein was revealed. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And those who do the gym, they... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Come on! Don't give this suggestion. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am not suggesting it and she was just joking around. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It shouldn't happen that someone should actually act on it, thinking that I said so. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So, it is a big 'No'. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 A lot many constituents were revealed. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And it would be free as well. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And there would be one more thing to consider - coming back to the main topic. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If these body parts were detachable, there would constantly be a line of people at the inspector's office. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Sir! My nose has been stolen!" "Sir! My hand was stolen!" 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "What was it like? "It was like my other hand." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So, the complainant has only one hand. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It would be very problematic indeed. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But girls would have a lot of fun. Do you know how? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 How? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They would simply detach their heads and give it for hair-styling to a stylist like Ankush. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And would carry on with other tasks. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It would be great fun. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 One could simply detach one's teeth and send it over to the doctor. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Please polish them and shine them thoroughly as I have to visit some place." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Also fix 2 good nuts, as they wobble and make sound as I eat." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "They tend to come out of mouth so please fix an additional screw to hold them in place." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And these days doctor do perform similar jobs. That's reality. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Ok. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yes. They put a screw and fix a permanent implant to it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We are discussing about the teeth and not cricket. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 One never knows what happens in cricket. Anyways, what do we have to do with it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But teeth have certainly been getting well fixed. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So, the inspector would file the FIR and would issue an alert. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Missing Hand with 5 or 6 fingers, black dirty nails. Keep a check." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Upon finding someone with an additional hand, click their photo and send back. A missing hand report has been filed." 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 In such a scenario, no one would steal a goat or an animal 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 How would the punishment be like? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It would be amazing! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Let's talk about school. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 All the teachers and Headmasters would scold the children if they engaged in mischief and warn them 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 "Behold yourself and sit with discipline, else I will take off your nose and hang it on Keekar tree."