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Girl: "AHHHH I LOVE YOU HANNAH!"
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Hannah: "I love you too little girl."
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"Oh shit."
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Girl: "You're not real?"
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Hannah: " No, no I am, but its just I'm Miler's
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and then that Hanner's
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but i wear a wig because i wanna be a real girl.
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Girl: "I'm gonna tell everybody!"
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Hannah:"No!"
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blast
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*flow sound*
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squirt
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whistles
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Shane: And that's how the Hannah Montana movie
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should have ended.
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Another movie i would have changed the ending to,
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would probably be Juno.
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music
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moans
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"Hi Al,"
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*music stops*
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"WHAT THE FUCK!"
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"Uh, it's not what it looks like."
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"You're fucking my friend?"
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"Uh, I guess it is what it looks like."
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"Ok, you know what fuck you,"
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"fuck you, I'm gonna go kill my baby."
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Together: " NO, NO, NO!"
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blast
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"I did it."
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Shane: "And an ending i would love to change,"
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"Twilight, The New Moon."
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Edward: "Bella, I'm leaving you,"
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Edward: "all i wanna do is suck your blood."
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Edward: "but I can't"
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Bella: "Is there anything we can do?"
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Edward: "No, I need your blood Bella."
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Edward: "But i don't want to kill you to get it."
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Edward: "Good bye."
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Bella: "Wait a minute, I just figured it out!"
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Edward: "What?"
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Bella: "I'm on my period."
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Edward: "What's a period."
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Bella: "Oh my god, I can't believe we never thought of this."
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drips
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Edward: "Oh!"
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Edward: "Oh!" It's so good!"
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Bella: "I know, I have so much more."
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"Oh, baby!"
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gurgles
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Shane: "Ok, here's your job,"
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"period cup, lets make that shit a trendy topic on twitter,"
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"just to freak people out."
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"Alright so leave me a commented video response telling me,"
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"the worst video ever."
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"Like what movie should I avoid at all costs."
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"Alright so you guys know last month i had a contest,"
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"on my second channel, a video contest."
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"There was alot of entries but the winner is,"
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noises
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"I don't know is this a blow job or a drum roll?"
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"JKIMISYELLOW, you win a $1,000 and an HD camera."
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"Check out his video link in the sidebar."
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"Oh, and also I opened up a P.O. box,"
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"because you guys wanted to send me letters and stuff."
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"and, um, this is one of the favorites I've gotten."
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"Look how pretty it is right."
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"Roses are red, violets are blue,
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I'll fuck you with a rake."
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"I love my fans."
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"Alright I'll talk to you guys later,
see you later."
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"Bye."
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"No!"
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bang
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*flow sound*
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squirt
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whistles