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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.80,0:00:03.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Girl: "AHHHH I LOVE YOU HANNAH!"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.09,0:00:07.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hannah: "I love you too little girl."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.27,0:00:08.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Oh shit."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.92,0:00:10.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Girl: "You're not real?"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.92,0:00:13.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hannah: " No, no I am, but its just I'm Miler's
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.03,0:00:14.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then that Hanner's
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.10,0:00:16.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but i wear a wig because i wanna be a real girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.33,0:00:17.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Girl: "I'm gonna tell everybody!"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.78,0:00:18.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hannah:"No!"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.74,0:00:20.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}blast{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.72,0:00:21.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*flow sound*
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.82,0:00:23.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}squirt{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.56,0:00:28.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}whistles{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.48,0:00:30.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shane: And that's how the Hannah Montana movie
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.11,0:00:31.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,should have ended.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.17,0:00:32.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Another movie i would have changed the ending to,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.85,0:00:34.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would probably be Juno.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.71,0:00:36.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}music{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.10,0:00:38.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}moans{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.69,0:00:39.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Hi Al,"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.100,0:00:41.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*music stops*
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.37,0:00:44.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"WHAT THE FUCK!"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.56,0:00:46.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Uh, it's not what it looks like."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.27,0:00:48.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"You're fucking my friend?"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.07,0:00:49.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Uh, I guess it is what it looks like."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.72,0:00:51.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Ok, you know what fuck you,"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.23,0:00:53.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"fuck you, I'm gonna go kill my baby."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.56,0:00:55.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Together: " NO, NO, NO!"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.68,0:00:59.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}blast{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.21,0:01:02.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I did it."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.20,0:01:04.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shane: "And an ending i would love to change,"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.61,0:01:09.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Twilight, The New Moon."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.04,0:01:11.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Edward: "Bella, I'm leaving you,"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.84,0:01:13.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Edward: "all i wanna do is suck your blood."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.52,0:01:14.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Edward: "but I can't"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.78,0:01:16.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bella: "Is there anything we can do?"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.45,0:01:19.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Edward: "No, I need your blood Bella."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.31,0:01:21.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Edward: "But i don't want to kill you to get it."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.38,0:01:22.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Edward: "Good bye."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.93,0:01:25.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bella: "Wait a minute, I just figured it out!"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.83,0:01:27.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Edward: "What?"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.52,0:01:29.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bella: "I'm on my period."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.27,0:01:31.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Edward: "What's a period."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.25,0:01:35.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bella: "Oh my god, I can't believe we never thought of this."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.19,0:01:41.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}drips{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.50,0:01:47.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Edward: "Oh!"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.25,0:01:49.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Edward: "Oh!" It's so good!"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.13,0:01:51.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bella: "I know, I have so much more."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.41,0:01:52.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Oh, baby!"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.66,0:01:57.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}gurgles{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.73,0:02:00.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shane: "Ok, here's your job,"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.10,0:02:02.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"period cup, lets make that shit a trendy topic on twitter,"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.95,0:02:04.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"just to freak people out."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.54,0:02:07.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Alright so leave me a commented video response telling me,"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.20,0:02:09.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"the worst video ever."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.34,0:02:11.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Like what movie should I avoid at all costs."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.62,0:02:13.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Alright so you guys know last month i had a contest,"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.63,0:02:15.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"on my second channel, a video contest."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.89,0:02:19.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"There was alot of entries but the winner is,"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.28,0:02:22.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}noises{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.07,0:02:24.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I don't know is this a blow job or a drum roll?"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.12,0:02:29.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"JKIMISYELLOW, you win a $1,000 and an HD camera."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.13,0:02:30.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Check out his video link in the sidebar."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.99,0:02:33.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Oh, and also I opened up a P.O. box,"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.07,0:02:35.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"because you guys wanted to send me letters and stuff."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.38,0:02:39.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"and, um, this is one of the favorites I've gotten."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.08,0:02:40.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Look how pretty it is right."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.78,0:02:43.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Roses are red, violets are blue,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.35,0:02:45.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll fuck you with a rake."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.51,0:02:50.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I love my fans."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.49,0:02:52.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Alright I'll talk to you guys later,\Nsee you later."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.04,0:02:53.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Bye."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.90,0:03:02.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"No!"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.63,0:03:03.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}bang{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.96,0:03:05.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*flow sound*
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.92,0:03:08.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}squirt{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.77,0:03:10.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}whistles{\i0}