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Girl: "AHHHH I LOVE YOU HANNAH!"

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Hannah: "I love you too little girl."

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"Oh shit."

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Girl: "You're not real?"

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Hannah: " No, no I am, but its just I'm Miler's

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and then that Hanner's

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but i wear a wig because i wanna be a real girl.

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Girl: "I'm gonna tell everybody!"

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Hannah:"No!"

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<i>blast</i>

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*flow sound*

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<i>squirt</i>

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<i>whistles</i>

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Shane: And that's how the Hannah Montana movie

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should have ended.

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Another movie i would have changed the ending to,

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would probably be Juno.

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<i>music</i>

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<i>moans</i>

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"Hi Al,"

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*music stops*

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"WHAT THE FUCK!"

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"Uh, it's not what it looks like."

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"You're fucking my friend?"

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"Uh, I guess it is what it looks like."

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"Ok, you know what fuck you,"

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"fuck you, I'm gonna go kill my baby."

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Together: " NO, NO, NO!"

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<i>blast</i>

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"I did it."

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Shane: "And an ending i would love to change,"

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"Twilight, The New Moon."

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Edward: "Bella, I'm leaving you,"

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Edward: "all i wanna do is suck your blood."

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Edward: "but I can't"

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Bella: "Is there anything we can do?"

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Edward: "No, I need your blood Bella."

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Edward: "But i don't want to kill you to get it."

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Edward: "Good bye."

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Bella: "Wait a minute, I just figured it out!"

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Edward: "What?"

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Bella: "I'm on my period."

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Edward: "What's a period."

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Bella: "Oh my god, I can't believe we never thought of this."

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<i>drips</i>

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Edward: "Oh!"

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Edward: "Oh!" It's so good!"

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Bella: "I know, I have so much more."

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"Oh, baby!"

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<i>gurgles</i>

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Shane: "Ok, here's your job,"

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"period cup, lets make that shit a trendy topic on twitter,"

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"just to freak people out."

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"Alright so leave me a commented video response telling me,"

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"the worst video ever."

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"Like what movie should I avoid at all costs."

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"Alright so you guys know last month i had a contest,"

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"on my second channel, a video contest."

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"There was alot of entries but the winner is,"

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<i>noises</i>

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"I don't know is this a blow job or a drum roll?"

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"JKIMISYELLOW, you win a $1,000 and an HD camera."

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"Check out his video link in the sidebar."

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"Oh, and also I opened up a P.O. box,"

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"because you guys wanted to send me letters and stuff."

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"and, um, this is one of the favorites I've gotten."

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"Look how pretty it is right."

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"Roses are red, violets are blue,

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I'll fuck you with a rake."

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"I love my fans."

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"Alright I'll talk to you guys later,
see you later."

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"Bye."

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"No!"

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<i>bang</i>

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*flow sound*

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<i>squirt</i>

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<i>whistles</i>