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- From the developer known[br]for a bunch of games

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that are almost Dungeons and Dragons

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comes the second great take[br]on D&D this year

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and the most accurate D&D[br]video game to date

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because the main characters[br]are a bunch of horny losers

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that can't seem to do anything right.

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Baldur's Gate 3.

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Experience the buggiest open-world[br]game on the market

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until two weeks from now,[br]when Starfield comes out

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as you journey once more[br]into the world of Faerun,

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a magical land of fantasy,[br]where everyone wants to [bleep] you,

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including all the perverts in your party,[br]the sexy wildlife --

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but mostly your own dice.

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Other than that though,[br]Faerun isn't too different

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from the real world[br]because everyone needs

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a long rest and has[br]a serious case of brain worms.

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Search the land for a way to get rid[br]of the worst hitchhiker of all time,

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a wriggling mind flayer tadpole[br]that got plopped into your peeper,

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which you have to fight[br]against the influence of

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while trying to figure out[br]how to remove it

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from your brain without dying

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as your quest to pluck it out[br]has you trying everything

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from homeopathic druid medicine,[br]to Githyanki torture chambers,

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to just picking up a drifter[br]and letting him go to town

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on your face with an icepick.

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Why can I not summon health insurance?!

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[Inaudible] your way through[br]every fantasy ride you start

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with a robust character creation system

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that, like D&D itself,[br]lets you create whatever

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freak of nature your brain can conjure --

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so long as it has [br]one of six genitalia options.

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Then decide whether to be a brain,[br]an athlete, a basketcase,

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a princess, a criminal,[br]or someone who's completely

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[bleep] useless.

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- [Inaudible]

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The Breakfast Club.

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- After which, you'll level up[br]with powerful new tadpole skills

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and an impressive case [br]of not beating them

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and therefore joining them

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by using the parasites in your head

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to learn stuff like "push"[br]and "migraine"

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as all your companions tell you about[br]how bad of an idea it is

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to listen to your literal dark passenger.

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- I think we should resist these powers.

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There are simply too many[br]unknowns for us to risk it.

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- But you can always just peer pressure[br]into going full slug-mode with you.

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Come on, Shadowheart! [br]Embrace the worm!

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All the cool kids are doing it!

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- Well... perhaps you have a point.

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- Gather up your intrepid adventurers [br]in single-player mode

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like a team of sexy Pokémon

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and use their combined skills[br]like you would in real life,

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trying to have conversations[br]that don't end in death threats,

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then once things inevitably [br]go off the rails,

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try to remember all your different moves[br]as you shove, stab,

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and magic trick your way[br]through the incoming hordes.

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- A legion, Michael.[br]- Hmm.

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- [Inaudible] for money.

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- And if that doesn't work,[br]you can cast the strongest spell

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in the game -- save scumming.

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Wait, it's been two hours[br]since I remembered to save?

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What kind of game makes you[br]manually save in 2023?

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Once you've decided to give up[br]on babysitting a bunch of NPCs,

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bring your real life D&D group[br]into the virtual world

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and watch them make[br]the same infuriating choices

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that they do IRL,

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steal all the loot for themselves,

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and pick the most bonkers dialogue options

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just to see if they can make you[br]actually explode for real.

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Hey, if you're lucky,[br]this'll go exactly like

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an actual tabletop session[br]and everyone will make excuses

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to bail out of the campaign[br]after a couple weeks for some reason.

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- [Inaudible] everything[br]we've been looking for.

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- Go up against the scariest enemy[br]of the game --

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the U.I. --

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with so many inventories to manage,[br]that it feels like looking

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at a Candy Crush level,

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tooltips on tooltips on tooltips,

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and row after row [br]of skills and spells

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to make you just shrug[br]and use whatever's in your hand

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at the time.

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What?

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[Inaudible] Excel sheets[br]in the middle of a war zone.

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So grab a 20-sided die[br]and get ready to roll

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the most nat ones[br]you've ever seen in your life

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in a truly massive gaming experience

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that will appeal to both old[br]and new fans of the series

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thanks to its intriguing story,[br]fun characters,

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and thrilling battles,[br]all coming together

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to make an impressive approximation[br]of a real D&D campaign

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run by the worst DM[br]in the entire [bleep] world.

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Starring:

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Emily the Strange,

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Devil May Thighs,

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Crank 2: High Voltage,[br]But With Magic,

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Gethin' Busy,

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I can't believe this sparkly twink[br]rejected me,

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Wyll Nye the Demon Guy,

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Papa Bear,

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the MVP of celebrity[br]video game VAs,

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and whatever your specific fetish[br]happens to be.

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Baldur's Game 3:[br]Critical Hole.

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Casuals have sex with a bear.

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Real gamers seduce the emperor [br]of the mind flayers.

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Comment below on what you[br]want to hear in my epic voice

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and check out these other [br]epic gaming videos on GameSpot.

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They mostly come at night. Mostly.

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Don't call me Ratatouille.

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How many Lowe's[br]could Rob Lowe rob

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if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe's?

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How's about maybe a thanks[br]for saving you from what appears to be,

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I don't know, some kind [br]of sci-fi sideburn dimension?

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I'm rotating a ferret.