{Applause} How do you like my long club Lou?

Hey all those people going to be at the game today?

Certainly! Wow! It's going to be a whopper of a game!

Well, It should be!

Hey Abbott, I understand they made you the manager of this here baseball team.

Why not? So you're the manager? I'm the manager.

Well you know, I'd like to know some of the guy's name on the team

so when I meet on the street or the ball park I'll

be able to saw hello to those people.

Why, sure I'll introduce you to those people.

They give them funny names though, Lou.

Oh, I know they give those ball players awfully funny names.

Let's see on the team we have who's on first,

what's on second, I don't know's on third,

You the manager? Yes, you know the guy's name?

I should.

Well then tell me the guy's name.

I say Who's on first, What's on second,

I don't know's on third.

You the manager?

Yes

You know the guy's name?

I'm telling you their names!

Well, who's on first? Yes.

Well then go ahead and tell me. Who?

The guy on first. Who!

The guy playing first base.

Who!

The guy on first

Who! Who is on first base.

What are you asking me for?

I'm asking you!

I'm not asking you, I'm telling you

You ain't telling me nothing.

I'm asking you who's on first?

That's it! Well go ahead and tell me.

Who! The guy on first base.

That's his name! That's whose name?

Yes, well then tell me.

That's the man's name!

Whose name?

Yeah, well then go ahead and tell me.