1 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 {Applause} How do you like my long club Lou? 2 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Hey all those people going to be at the game today? 3 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Certainly! Wow! It's going to be a whopper of a game! 4 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Well, It should be! 5 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Hey Abbott, I understand they made you the manager of this here baseball team. 6 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Why not? So you're the manager? I'm the manager. 7 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Well you know, I'd like to know some of the guy's name on the team 8 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 so when I meet on the street or the ball park I'll 9 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 be able to saw hello to those people. 10 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Why, sure I'll introduce you to those people. 11 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 They give them funny names though, Lou. 12 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Oh, I know they give those ball players awfully funny names. 13 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Let's see on the team we have who's on first, 14 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what's on second, I don't know's on third, 15 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You the manager? Yes, you know the guy's name? 16 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I should. 17 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 18 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Well then tell me the guy's name. 19 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I say Who's on first, What's on second, 20 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I don't know's on third. 21 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You the manager? 22 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yes 23 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You know the guy's name? 24 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm telling you their names! 25 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Well, who's on first? Yes. 26 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Well then go ahead and tell me. Who? 27 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 The guy on first. Who! 28 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 The guy playing first base. 29 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Who! 30 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 The guy on first 31 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Who! Who is on first base. 32 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What are you asking me for? 33 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm asking you! 34 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm not asking you, I'm telling you 35 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You ain't telling me nothing. 36 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm asking you who's on first? 37 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That's it! Well go ahead and tell me. 38 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Who! The guy on first base. 39 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That's his name! That's whose name? 40 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yes, well then tell me. 41 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That's the man's name! 42 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Whose name? 43 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yeah, well then go ahead and tell me. 44 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Who is on first? 45 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What are you asking me for? 46 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm asking you who's on first. 47 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That's it. 48 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Well go ahead and tell me. 49 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Who? 50 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 The guy on first. 51 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That's it. 52 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What's the guy's name on first? 53 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 No, what's on second? 54 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm not asking you who's on second! 55 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Who's on first? 56 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That's what I'm asking you. 57 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Who's on first? 58 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Now wait a minute, just don't...don't change the players. 59 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm not changing nobody. I asked you a simple question. 60 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What's the guy's name on first base? 61 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What's the guy's name on second base? 62 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm not asking you who's on second! 63 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Who is on first? 64 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I don't know.