{Applause} How do you like my long club Lou?
Hey all those people going to be at the game today?
Certainly! Wow! It's going to be a whopper of a game!
Well, It should be!
Hey Abbott, I understand they made you the manager of this here baseball team.
Why not? So you're the manager? I'm the manager.
Well you know, I'd like to know some of the guy's name on the team
so when I meet on the street or the ball park I'll
be able to saw hello to those people.
Why, sure I'll introduce you to those people.
They give them funny names though, Lou.
Oh, I know they give those ball players awfully funny names.
Let's see on the team we have who's on first,
what's on second, I don't know's on third,
You the manager? Yes, you know the guy's name?
I should.
Well then tell me the guy's name.
I say Who's on first, What's on second,
I don't know's on third.
You the manager?
Yes
You know the guy's name?
I'm telling you their names!
Well, who's on first? Yes.
Well then go ahead and tell me. Who?
The guy on first. Who!
The guy playing first base.
Who!
The guy on first
Who! Who is on first base.
What are you asking me for?
I'm asking you!
I'm not asking you, I'm telling you
You ain't telling me nothing.
I'm asking you who's on first?
That's it! Well go ahead and tell me.
Who! The guy on first base.
That's his name! That's whose name?
Yes, well then tell me.
That's the man's name!
Whose name?
Yeah, well then go ahead and tell me.
Who is on first?
What are you asking me for?
I'm asking you who's on first.
That's it.
Well go ahead and tell me.
Who?
The guy on first.
That's it.
What's the guy's name on first?
No, what's on second?
I'm not asking you who's on second!
Who's on first?
That's what I'm asking you.
Who's on first?
Now wait a minute, just don't...don't change the players.
I'm not changing nobody. I asked you a simple question.
What's the guy's name on first base?
What's the guy's name on second base?
I'm not asking you who's on second!
Who is on first?
I don't know.