WEBVTT 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 {Applause} How do you like my long club Lou? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey all those people going to be at the game today? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Certainly! Wow! It's going to be a whopper of a game! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well, It should be! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey Abbott, I understand they made you the manager of this here baseball team. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why not? So you're the manager? I'm the manager. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well you know, I'd like to know some of the guy's name on the team 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so when I meet on the street or the ball park I'll 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 be able to saw hello to those people. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why, sure I'll introduce you to those people. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They give them funny names though, Lou. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh, I know they give those ball players awfully funny names. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Let's see on the team we have who's on first, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what's on second, I don't know's on third, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You the manager? Yes, you know the guy's name? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I should. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well then tell me the guy's name. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I say Who's on first, What's on second, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't know's on third. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You the manager? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yes 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You know the guy's name? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm telling you their names! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well, who's on first? Yes. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well then go ahead and tell me. Who? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The guy on first. Who! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The guy playing first base. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The guy on first 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who! Who is on first base. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What are you asking me for? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm asking you! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm not asking you, I'm telling you 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You ain't telling me nothing. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm asking you who's on first? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's it! Well go ahead and tell me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who! The guy on first base. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's his name! That's whose name? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yes, well then tell me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's the man's name! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Whose name? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yeah, well then go ahead and tell me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who is on first? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What are you asking me for? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm asking you who's on first. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well go ahead and tell me. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The guy on first. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What's the guy's name on first? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No, what's on second? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm not asking you who's on second! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who's on first? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's what I'm asking you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who's on first? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now wait a minute, just don't...don't change the players. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm not changing nobody. I asked you a simple question. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What's the guy's name on first base? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What's the guy's name on second base? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm not asking you who's on second! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Who is on first? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't know.